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schlooper
schlooper by walawalapoopa March 5, 2021
schloop schloop ping a pang bong
"Hey, want to come to my place later and schloop schloop ping a pang bong?"
*gets slapped in the face*
"I guess she doesn't like monopoly."
*gets slapped in the face*
"I guess she doesn't like monopoly."
schloop schloop ping a pang bong by Jammaaal September 13, 2011
schlepper
A laborer. Someone so stupid or ill-educated that he is employed to fetch and carry things.
From the Yiddish schlep, to drag.
From the Yiddish schlep, to drag.
schlepper by mrdobolino November 29, 2012
Schlimper
Schlimper by wowlitcomp September 6, 2018
Schlonger
The adjective that describes someone whose schlong is longer than someone else. Can also be used to describe one with a very large schlong, one that is likely to be longer than many other schlongs.
I'm schlonger than you mate, get over it.
NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.
NOT:
His dick was so much schlonger than my boyfriend's!
-the idea that we are talking about his schlong is within the word 'schlonger'. You do not need to say 'dick' As well, if you do not put 'sch' before 'longer' in that sentence, it would be functional.
Schlonger by Schlong Longshire February 12, 2009
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