Army lingo for the male sexual organ; the penis. Typically used in the phrase "tube steak & white gravy," a reference to an ejaulating penis, inserted into one of the drill/platoon/top sergeants' numerous gay slurs directed at subordinates.
"You're going to love the main course at the chow hall," the D.I. told the raw-ass recruit. "It's tube steak & white gravy and you can have all you want!"
by Tummy AuGratin February 26, 2006
it is a hotdog, a ball park frank. It can be eaten raw, boiled, or grilled or just about any other way you can think of.
would you like another tube steak? Exsamples: hotdog or frank. (ie, BallPark, Oscar Myers, or others)
by eWebster Dictionary, Inc. May 30, 2006
by Michael April 12, 2004
Hungry friend: "I'm awfully hungry."
You: "Really? How'd you like a nice tube steak, smothered in underwear?"
You: "Really? How'd you like a nice tube steak, smothered in underwear?"
by HEFFABONG March 1, 2006
Seems like everybody on the high school team was offering tube steak to the boy cheerleaders on the bus on the trip back home.
by Richard Black March 11, 2005
Tube steak after tube steak was poked through the glory hole, and Rock made gravy out of all of them with his saliva filled sucking machine mouth.
by Richard Black March 18, 2005
by AA October 2, 2003