by Banjo September 19, 2004
by D.E.M. November 19, 2006
When you take a huge shit and after the pain resides and you get that glorious feeling...that feeling is what is known as a gherkin. A gherkin can best be characterized by that radiating feeling around your asshole due getting that huge log outa' there.
The gherkin is named as thus because the pleasure it is associated with is comparable with the feeling of eating a delicious, sweet gherkin pickle from the Thanksgiving pickle platter.
The gherkin is named as thus because the pleasure it is associated with is comparable with the feeling of eating a delicious, sweet gherkin pickle from the Thanksgiving pickle platter.
A. Last night I pigged out at that Mexican whole-in-the-wall down the block. Today I took a huge dump and afterward I experienced the gherkin of all gherkins accompanied by the spicy tingling of jalapenos. That gherkin made my day...way better than having an orgasm.
B. You're really fucked up.
C. You make my dick sad.
B. You're really fucked up.
C. You make my dick sad.
by Gher Kin November 04, 2009
by Pinkoid the Clown June 05, 2009
Borris Johnson is a gherkin
by zhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhzhz June 26, 2009
Gherkins are little green pickles that a kid eats… they come in all different kinds of gherkins like sweet baby gherkins,salty baby gherkins,and sour baby gherkins Kelley loves these gherkins
by Religious nun March 22, 2017
When you use quick wit to say something funny in the context of an ordinary conversation, the recipient of your wit must exclaim “gherkin” in recognition of your superior banter
Jon - “What do you think of my newly styled facial hair”
Jack - “looks like you had a face transplant with someone’s muff”
Jon - “gherkin”
Jack - “looks like you had a face transplant with someone’s muff”
Jon - “gherkin”
by johnbingbang February 15, 2020