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Scentophile

A rare psychiatric disorder wherein the intentional, premeditated act of inhaling the scent of an individual for purposes of olfactory gratification, induces an unwelcoming, untamable, primordial erection, so intense that blood flow to the hippocampus (memory recall) is temporarily depleted, thus resulting in the onset of incoherent verbal communications and an overall affect of non-accountable bafoonery, stemming from a neuropathic fugue.

In the early 1990's, and during the era of the band Vibe 45, Dr. Chris Culvitude of Copenhagen began his studies on the impacts of alternative music on human behavior, with a specific focus on the song "Smells Like Teen Spirit," by Nirvana. Curious patterns emerged from the data as Culvitude plotted the manifestation of exacerbated mannerisms elicited by politicians and statesmen, with their constituents during media events. Culvitude initially formed a narrow perspective, and the commonly known phrase "Boner Cloaking", to explain how, in public gatherings, politicians would smell the hair from the opposite sex, conjure up an erection (boner), then quickly immerse/hide in the crowd (cloaking), so as to not reveal their affliction. Culvitude and his partner, Dr. Kevin Michael Damone from Korkyville, would later present the full extent of their research on years of Boner Cloaking observations and what is now known as "Scentophilia", publishing it in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders under code JOeB-1Dn.
{Two friends watching TV} "Dude, why is that senator smelling that little girls hair for like ten minutes straight?" {Friend Replies} Didn't you know that the senator is 'Scentophile'? Its a classic DSM-MD case of JOeB-Dn.!"

Jackass the scene 

Used to describe where a Trinidadian or group of Trinidadians ignore all logic and common sense to worsen a situation ignorantly
Everybody in work was good good and Tom come in with he sour self and jackass the scene

Scentist 

Scentist is a combination of the words (Scent) and (Artist). A song by the concept kings VIXX <3 Best song of the year! High quality EDM song. The MV is inspired by the novel "Perfume: The Story of a Murderer".
Scentist is the song of the year xD you better stan VIXX ;)
Scentist by Mellow.vixx May 28, 2018

tough scene 

Term popularized by sportstalkjoe and his followers on Twitter, used to describe something that is particularly unpleasant, hard to watch, or difficult to deal with.
Me: “Hey SportsTalkJoe, find a job yet?”
SportsTalkJoe: “Nope, too busy injecting marijuana into my ass”
Me: “Tough Scene”
tough scene by michaeljordanGOAT December 15, 2018

feet scent

Women feet after having on socks or shoes on all day
Guy:Girl your feet smell

Girl: That my feet scent
feet scent by IGfeet June 5, 2018

Cause a scene 

To attract attention(in a bad way)in public.
I saw those guy were fighting at the square.They always cause a scene.
Cause a scene by BlackPohatu October 23, 2016