A rare psychiatric disorder wherein the intentional, premeditated act of inhaling the scent of an individual for purposes of olfactory gratification, induces an unwelcoming, untamable, primordial erection, so intense that blood flow to the hippocampus (memory recall) is temporarily depleted, thus resulting in the onset of incoherent verbal communications and an overall affect of non-accountable bafoonery, stemming from a neuropathic fugue.
In the early 1990's, and during the era of the band Vibe 45, Dr. Chris Culvitude of Copenhagen began his studies on the impacts of alternative music on human behavior, with a specific focus on the song "Smells Like Teen Spirit," by Nirvana. Curious patterns emerged from the data as Culvitude plotted the manifestation of exacerbated mannerisms elicited by politicians and statesmen, with their constituents during media events. Culvitude initially formed a narrow perspective, and the commonly known phrase "Boner Cloaking", to explain how, in public gatherings, politicians would smell the hair from the opposite sex, conjure up an erection (boner), then quickly immerse/hide in the crowd (cloaking), so as to not reveal their affliction. Culvitude and his partner, Dr. Kevin Michael Damone from Korkyville, would later present the full extent of their research on years of Boner Cloaking observations and what is now known as "Scentophilia", publishing it in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders under code JOeB-1Dn.
In the early 1990's, and during the era of the band Vibe 45, Dr. Chris Culvitude of Copenhagen began his studies on the impacts of alternative music on human behavior, with a specific focus on the song "Smells Like Teen Spirit," by Nirvana. Curious patterns emerged from the data as Culvitude plotted the manifestation of exacerbated mannerisms elicited by politicians and statesmen, with their constituents during media events. Culvitude initially formed a narrow perspective, and the commonly known phrase "Boner Cloaking", to explain how, in public gatherings, politicians would smell the hair from the opposite sex, conjure up an erection (boner), then quickly immerse/hide in the crowd (cloaking), so as to not reveal their affliction. Culvitude and his partner, Dr. Kevin Michael Damone from Korkyville, would later present the full extent of their research on years of Boner Cloaking observations and what is now known as "Scentophilia", publishing it in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders under code JOeB-1Dn.
{Two friends watching TV} "Dude, why is that senator smelling that little girls hair for like ten minutes straight?" {Friend Replies} Didn't you know that the senator is 'Scentophile'? Its a classic DSM-MD case of JOeB-Dn.!"
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