When a man needs to prove that he doesn't live with his mother he often brandishes a road beer. This is usually purchased at the same time gasoline is purchased and consumed while driving away from the gas staiton.
Bonus points of bad ass-ness are earned if the road beer is held nonchalantly in the left hand, slightly resting on the sill of an open car window.
That guy in the '83 Camaro looks like a child molester, we should fuck with him. Wait, he's rocking a road beer. Maybe we should hang out with him?
noun.- an alcoholic beverage made by brewing and fermentation from cereals, usually malted barley, and flavored with hops and the like for a slightly bitter taste... TO GO.
"If we're gonna leave, I'm gonna grab some road beers for the walk back."
Fogell: Hell yeah we should get some road beers! -Super Bad
so your on the way to a rage when you realize you dont want to gosober... fresh 30 of natty light in the back, might as well hit the ipod and crack open a few road beers.
mcintyre: yo man got a fresh 30 in the back, natty of course smitty: yo man im thirsty
packo: get the ROAD BEERS
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.