When a man needs to prove that he doesn't live with his mother he often brandishes a road
beer. This is usually purchased at the same
time gasoline is purchased and consumed while driving away from the gas staiton.
Bonus points of bad ass-ness are earned if the road
beer is held nonchalantly in the left hand, slightly resting on the sill of an open car window.
That
guy in the '83
Camaro looks like a child molester, we should fuck with him. Wait, he's rocking a road
beer. Maybe we should hang out with him?