When a man needs to prove that he doesn't live with his mother he often brandishes a road beer. This is usually purchased at the same time gasoline is purchased and consumed while driving away from the
gas staiton.
Bonus points of bad ass-ness are earned if the road beer is held nonchalantly in the left
hand, slightly resting on the sill of an open car
window.
That guy in the '83
Camaro looks like a child molester, we should fuck with him. Wait, he'
s rocking a road beer. Maybe we should
hang out with him?