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Beers taken whilst on a long drive. used for 'refreshment'. in this case, refreshment means to bring on accelerated drunkenness.

NB: to count for a road beers long drive, you must be in the car for more than 60 seconds, or 1 minute.
Dan: Let's go for a drive to the corner store. i need some smokes

Warren: shit yeah. i'll bring some road beers.

Dan: dude it's only like a 2 minute drive

Warren: yeah i know, so it qualifies as long enough. and i'll be drunk by the time we get back.
by SG Samus March 02, 2008
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noun; beers for consumption on a journey, usually in the context of travelling to away games.
Andy: "Where's Pete? The Eindhoven train leaves in 7 minutes".

Ross: "He's in the shop getting some road beers".
by sooner_gooner August 09, 2009
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A beer that is drank on the road while driving.
I had me a roadbeer on the way home from work.
by sukmi July 19, 2007
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When a man needs to prove that he doesn't live with his mother he often brandishes a road beer. This is usually purchased at the same time gasoline is purchased and consumed while driving away from the gas staiton.

Bonus points of bad ass-ness are earned if the road beer is held nonchalantly in the left hand, slightly resting on the sill of an open car window.
That guy in the '83 Camaro looks like a child molester, we should fuck with him. Wait, he's rocking a road beer. Maybe we should hang out with him?
by Damien Metalwind August 02, 2008
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noun.- an alcoholic beverage made by brewing and fermentation from cereals, usually malted barley, and flavored with hops and the like for a slightly bitter taste... TO GO.
"If we're gonna leave, I'm gonna grab some road beers for the walk back."

Fogell: Hell yeah we should get some road beers! -Super Bad
by Rashaad Ingram April 20, 2008
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so your on the way to a rage when you realize you dont want to go sober... fresh 30 of natty light in the back, might as well hit the ipod and crack open a few road beers.
mcintyre: yo man got a fresh 30 in the back, natty of course
smitty: yo man im thirsty
packo: get the ROAD BEERS
by nattyfresh February 24, 2009
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