Someone who can play any musical instrument without actually owning one. He also finds everything easy and often has to explain things slowly to others. He loves food and consequently is a great cook. Clive is also very cute yet rugged and manly. Clive is attracted to girls who eat canned food.
by E Heading August 09, 2006
A word that can be used to replace anything you fancy... Can be fitted into any context, and is perfect to add that extra bit of pizazz into a sentence.
'Clive' is famously hard to be defined - anyone asking "What does clive mean?" is frowned upon until they can work out that it does not actually have a meaning..
Formally christened by the Fulham rapper Example, who uses it at any available chance and has started off a snowball effect on the use of the word.
'Clive' is famously hard to be defined - anyone asking "What does clive mean?" is frowned upon until they can work out that it does not actually have a meaning..
Formally christened by the Fulham rapper Example, who uses it at any available chance and has started off a snowball effect on the use of the word.
by eliotgleavesfuturewife July 12, 2009
clive is a nonce
by prime minister boii May 28, 2020
Check out that clive
Did you get any clive last night?
Greg and Simon haven't had any clive for a while now
Where's all the clive?
Ugh! Go wash your clive!
Did you get any clive last night?
Greg and Simon haven't had any clive for a while now
Where's all the clive?
Ugh! Go wash your clive!
by "Clive" March 03, 2004
a little stupid fag who couldnt get a girl even if he tried, he sucks dicks for a living cus he cant get pussy
clive is such a stupid fuck
by julis May 20, 2004
major minger who looks like a bum hole- has major obsession with needles and cocks. loves men but major retard and loser!strange hair-do, walks wierd and talk a load of rubbish. may come across as nice but is lying.
by sandra and marj, hettie and marij agev November 15, 2005
Clive is a name that means peaceful, and the people that bare this name are usually very handsome, tall , easy to flow with ,can be trusted & easily fall for people. The are all way open hearted and like to help those in need , the mostly have a passion for music and hate watching sports, but that doesn't mean the hate sports.
by Turnner March 18, 2017