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In Layman's Terms, ROADHEAD is when a guy gets a head, BJ, blow job, etc. while driving.
I had this girl give me ROADHEAD and she didnt swallow, got jizz on my pants - thats why I created the ROADHEAD EMERGENCY KIT.
by www.ROADHEADrules.com April 20, 2003
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(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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Head received on a lengthy car ride to ensure normal blood circulation to lower extremeties. Doctors recommend this once hourly.
Doctor in emergency room : Sir how long has it been since you last received Road Head?
Victim: Two hours

Doctor in emergency room : WE NEED TO PREP A ROOM STAT HE'S NOT LOOKING TO GOOD
by Middle aged middle white male November 07, 2018
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To recieve a blowjob while operating a motorized vehicle.
I recieved road head while driving to Minneapolis today.
by ass clown February 08, 2003
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its road head...when your driving your car on the "road" and your chick goes down on you.. cruse controll is recommened for this because of the lack of concentration
shelly gave me road head and i got pulled over for doing 3 in a 45..
by muffbag25 July 14, 2006
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The absolute greatest thing a sexually active male with a drivers licence and a car can wish for. Truly a slice of fried gold. Simply the most amazing feeling in the world. Although very dangerous to someone who needsto be consintrating while driving. However one needs not worry if they are spoted by an officer of the law while recieving road head, for in my experience they tend to applaude.
I was driving, my girlfriend was sitting next to me. It was a beautiful day, we had decided to take the longer, scenic route. Then suddenly she started giving me pleasure Lewinsky style, and i felt like a god. When it was over I turned to her and said, "Honey, you give the best road head in the world."
by The Dark Lord of Bass September 27, 2005
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I got road-head on the way to a party last night, im so glad that girl swallowed.
by David #123 August 05, 2006
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