sooner_gooner's definitions

g force

verb; the power that comes with having excessive amounts of g's, money.

"Did you see that guy rinse out the Lacoste store? That motherfucker's got the g force".

by sooner_gooner August 9, 2009

road beer

noun; beers for consumption on a journey, usually in the context of travelling to away games.

Andy: "Where's Pete? The Eindhoven train leaves in 7 minutes".

Ross: "He's in the shop getting some road beers".

by sooner_gooner August 9, 2009

N5

North London post code and home of the worlds greatest football club, The Arsenal.

"N5, home of The Arsenal".

by sooner_gooner August 9, 2009

Tottenham

A particularly bleak part of North London and home to one of the shittest football teams in Europe. A football team who last won the league in 1961 and beat The Arsenal once every 9 years. A dire shit hole.

1 "When I get out of prison I reckon i'm gonna move back to Tottenham"

"You must be fucking mad."

2 "Tottenham lost again"

by sooner_gooner August 9, 2009

Arsenal

The greatest football club in history. A team so classy that even without winning a trophy for four years they still play the sexiest football you will ever see. Watching The Arsenal play football is like listening to Mozart.

"You don't play Mozart, you feel it and when you feel it, it becomes part of you and flows like The Arsenal's midfield"
Sir Georg Solti

"God is an Arsenal fan"
Pope John Paul II

by sooner_gooner August 16, 2009

Steven Gerrard

A cheating, diving cunt of a footballer who plays for Liverpool and England but should be in prison for the violent assualt of Marcus McGee in a Southport nightclub.

"Is there a bigger cunt in world football than Steven Gerrard?"

"I doubt it."

by sooner_gooner August 16, 2009

Everton

A mediocre football club in Liverpool. Not as good as Liverpool but not as hated too.
Everton got thrashed 6-1 at home by a weakened Arsenal team on the opening day of the 2009/10 season.

"Everton are 3 nil down at half time and Fabregas hasn't even scored yet"

Sky sports commentary

by sooner_gooner August 16, 2009