Shit football team based in West London, who won pretty much fuck all for 50 years, owned and bankrolled by Russian crook Roman Abramovic. Abramovic has so far spunked over 500 million pounds on Chelsea without signing a single truly great player or winning a European trophy and are now fucked since Man City has become the richest club in Europe. When Abramovic eventually gets bored they will be forced to turn Stamford Bridge into luxury flats to pay off their massive debts. If they win it's buy cheating or luck. The Arsenal play the kind of football Chelsea can only dream about.
by sooner_gooner August 17, 2009
by sooner_gooner August 21, 2009
noun;
1 aggressive behaviour usually in the context of football related disorder.
2 to experience difficulties
abbreviation of aggravation
1 aggressive behaviour usually in the context of football related disorder.
2 to experience difficulties
abbreviation of aggravation
1 John: "How did you get on at Spurs on Saturday?"
Dave: "We beat them again and had all the usual aggro with the 'Yids' outside."
2 John: "Why don't we just get the bus to Spurs from Finsbury Park"
Dave: "Because every time we do that we get marched down Seven Sisters Road like cunts and get loads of shit off the old bill. Fuck that, I don't need all that aggro."
Dave: "We beat them again and had all the usual aggro with the 'Yids' outside."
2 John: "Why don't we just get the bus to Spurs from Finsbury Park"
Dave: "Because every time we do that we get marched down Seven Sisters Road like cunts and get loads of shit off the old bill. Fuck that, I don't need all that aggro."
by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009
noun, slang; 1 A white working class male or female prone to petty crime and antisocial behaviour. A Nuisance. A public menace. A mouthy little cunt.
2 A member of the traveller community who moves onto a public open space and wrecks everything within two square miles. It has been known for the burglary rate in the local area to increase by as much as 2000% when gypos move into the neighbourhood. A gypo may try to gain work by offering to tarmac your drive for £5000. They may also try to sell flowers and/or stolen goods door to door. Occasionally, even if they have not moved into the area, they can be seen driving around in a battered up old Transit van trawling through skips looking for metal that can be 'weighed in'. These people are generally best avoided and it is extremely unwise to engage in any kind of confrontation with them.
3 A person who does something on the cheap.
abbreviation of gypsy
2 A member of the traveller community who moves onto a public open space and wrecks everything within two square miles. It has been known for the burglary rate in the local area to increase by as much as 2000% when gypos move into the neighbourhood. A gypo may try to gain work by offering to tarmac your drive for £5000. They may also try to sell flowers and/or stolen goods door to door. Occasionally, even if they have not moved into the area, they can be seen driving around in a battered up old Transit van trawling through skips looking for metal that can be 'weighed in'. These people are generally best avoided and it is extremely unwise to engage in any kind of confrontation with them.
3 A person who does something on the cheap.
abbreviation of gypsy
1 Gypo "Get us some fags in the shop."
Passer by "Nah mate, i'll get a 1500 quid fine if I get caught."
2 "The fucking gypos are going through the skip again"
3 "What did you get the cheap vodka for you gypo?"
Passer by "Nah mate, i'll get a 1500 quid fine if I get caught."
2 "The fucking gypos are going through the skip again"
3 "What did you get the cheap vodka for you gypo?"
by sooner_gooner July 13, 2009
noun; a sub genre of alternative rock characterized by obscure and semi obscure musicians popular on US college radio typically listened to by art students and the hipster scene.
Artists include Will Oldham, White Magic, Modest Mouse (before they sold out) and Godspeed You! Black Emperor. Labels include Drag City and Kranky.
Artists include Will Oldham, White Magic, Modest Mouse (before they sold out) and Godspeed You! Black Emperor. Labels include Drag City and Kranky.
Travis: "Hey, we're heading to The Smell later, some new Sub Pop band is playing"
Elliot: Nah man, i'm done with that hipster rock. That scenes getting old man. I'm gonna hang back and listen to some Lord Finesse."
Elliot: Nah man, i'm done with that hipster rock. That scenes getting old man. I'm gonna hang back and listen to some Lord Finesse."
by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009
Tottenham Hotspur's football ground. The home of the most embarrassing football team ever to put on a pair of football boots. The actual stadium aint that bad but that might be because it was designed by the same architect,(Archibald Leitch) who designed Highbury and pretty much every other important football stadium in the United Kingdom. However, the standard of football played by Spurs is pretty diabolical. The Arsenal usually take the piss there and have won the football league twice at Spurs in the double winning 1970/71 season and again in 2003/04.
"Coming to Shite Hart Lane on Saturday?"
"Why not? Another easy three points"
"We won the league! We won the league! We won the league! We won the league! We won the league at Shite Hart Lane. We won the league at the shit hole! We won the league at Shite Hart Lane!"...... Twice.
Arsenal fans in the away section
"Why not? Another easy three points"
"We won the league! We won the league! We won the league! We won the league! We won the league at Shite Hart Lane. We won the league at the shit hole! We won the league at Shite Hart Lane!"...... Twice.
Arsenal fans in the away section
by sooner_gooner August 17, 2009
A cheating, diving cunt of a footballer who plays for Liverpool and England but should be in prison for the violent assualt of Marcus McGee in a Southport nightclub.
by sooner_gooner August 16, 2009