sooner_gooner's definitions

manu fan

A supporter of the most overrated football club in history. A deluded cunt. Not usually from Manchester. See also manc cunt.

"Mummy, why are manu fans such cunts?"

Heard in homes the world over.

by sooner_gooner August 18, 2009

Everton

A mediocre football club in Liverpool. Not as good as Liverpool but not as hated too.
Everton got thrashed 6-1 at home by a weakened Arsenal team on the opening day of the 2009/10 season.

"Everton are 3 nil down at half time and Fabregas hasn't even scored yet"

Sky sports commentary

by sooner_gooner August 16, 2009

tear up

verb; a violent struggle involving physical force or weapons usually in the context of football related disorder.

John: "Where have you been? We've been in the pub for half an hour"

Dave: "There were a load of 'Yids' at Tottenham Hale Station waiting for a tear up but we showed em' what's what."

by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009

hipster rock

noun; a sub genre of alternative rock characterized by obscure and semi obscure musicians popular on US college radio typically listened to by art students and the hipster scene.

Artists include Will Oldham, White Magic, Modest Mouse (before they sold out) and Godspeed You! Black Emperor. Labels include Drag City and Kranky.

Travis: "Hey, we're heading to The Smell later, some new Sub Pop band is playing"

Elliot: Nah man, i'm done with that hipster rock. That scenes getting old man. I'm gonna hang back and listen to some Lord Finesse."

by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009

Steven Gerrard

A cheating, diving cunt of a footballer who plays for Liverpool and England but should be in prison for the violent assualt of Marcus McGee in a Southport nightclub.

"Is there a bigger cunt in world football than Steven Gerrard?"

"I doubt it."

by sooner_gooner August 16, 2009

N5

North London post code and home of the worlds greatest football club, The Arsenal.

"N5, home of The Arsenal".

by sooner_gooner August 9, 2009

road beer

noun; beers for consumption on a journey, usually in the context of travelling to away games.

Andy: "Where's Pete? The Eindhoven train leaves in 7 minutes".

Ross: "He's in the shop getting some road beers".

by sooner_gooner August 9, 2009