redney 

Redney is Redney! Redney is the most stubborn person in the universe. Trust me when I say this, if you ever come across a “redney” leave immediately. He will annoy you, he will always be mean, and most definitely expose your deepest secrets. Although he is extremely thic. If your a girl, he will leave u with a lot of emotions at the same time. But for the boys🙄, he is a bitch, bum, and a cracker! I will give him his credit tho, he is sometimes funny 🙂. Some people call him handsome, some call him sexy, personally he’s dog water. If you ever meet him LEAVE!

REDNEY IS REDNEY

redney by anonymous August 10, 2022

redneck diamonds 

When the window in your truck gets broken and it shatters into 1000 pieces and looks like diamonds.

"Ol peg was givener through the bush in his old ferd and smashed the window Into a bunch of redneck diamonds on a fuckin tree!!"

redneck diamonds by Skeeterskeet May 2, 2018

Rodney Rude 

An Aussie legend and comedian icon known for making his audience piss themselves laughing. Takes the piss out of anything including McDonalds, Pizza Hut (they can go and get fucked!), poofters, faggots, Elton John, Freddie Mercury, policemen, Poms, Indians, Irish, Italians and other geezers.

Best known for his merciless tearing apart of stupid hecklers, his famous laugh 'heeee-heeeeeee'. And "I HATE THAT".

GET RUDE ON!!! Rude: "Yeah, yeah, you can laugh....I'm the one that gets all the roots around here boy. The difference between a 12 inch cock and an onion..nothing. They both bring tears to your eyes.

Rude: "It's time for another poofter joke!"

Pommy Heckler: "you rule the world.."
Rodney Rude: "Yeah I know that fuck-face. I'm fucking good. Whereas you mate, if you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!"

Rude to heckler: "Aww piss off mate. What'd ya celebrating your first head job you didn't like the taste? Fuck off mate."

Audience member: "What else do you hate?"

Rude: "I'll tell you what I hate mate. I hate it when you fucking a jar of Pegs paste and your family walks in. And they want the pegs paste. Pisses me off."

Rodney Rude by kam75xx August 9, 2012

Redneck duet 

Two nearby people farting simultaneously.

Three hours after we left the restaurant, Skyler and Brandon started a redneck duet. We had to leave them at Brandon's house, it stunk so bad.

Redneck duet by Fragholio May 2, 2014

redneck retreat

A large blue plastic tarp stretched out and tied off to trees or poles.

Are you sure you want to camp here? That redneck retreat over there tells me it's gonna get loud tonight!

I'm a gonna set up one hell of a redneck retreat to watch the race!

redneck retreat by glamrocker October 11, 2013

Rodney Croome 

Australian activist and spokeperson for the Tasmanian Faggot and Carpet Licker Rights Group that was nominated for Australian Fag of the year in 2015. Can be easily identified from his lips that over the years have permanently molded themselves into the shape of a cock. Approach with caution unless you want to be ass-raped.

Little Johnny: Rodney Croome is coming to school tomorrow to talk to us about why we shouldn't bash fags.

Father: Keep your ass to the wall son, otherwise you'll end up with a cumshot of AIDs.

Rodney Croome by Sammy75 November 7, 2017

Redneck Testicle Mudflap 

Excess layer of droopy fat found hanging below a redneck's package.

Cooter: I can see your Redneck Testicle Mudflap in those new skinny jeans.

Earl: Curse you Cooter!

Redneck Testicle Mudflap by TERminalambiaNCe August 29, 2012