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Rodney Rude

An Aussie legend and comedian icon known for making his audience piss themselves laughing. Takes the piss out of anything including McDonalds, Pizza Hut (they can go and get fucked!), poofters, faggots, Elton John, Freddie Mercury, policemen, Poms, Indians, Irish, Italians and other geezers.

Best known for his merciless tearing apart of stupid hecklers, his famous laugh 'heeee-heeeeeee'. And "I HATE THAT".
GET RUDE ON!!! Rude: "Yeah, yeah, you can laugh....I'm the one that gets all the roots around here boy. The difference between a 12 inch cock and an onion..nothing. They both bring tears to your eyes.

Rude: "It's time for another poofter joke!"

Pommy Heckler: "you rule the world.."
Rodney Rude: "Yeah I know that fuck-face. I'm fucking good. Whereas you mate, if you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!"

Rude to heckler: "Aww piss off mate. What'd ya celebrating your first head job you didn't like the taste? Fuck off mate."

Audience member: "What else do you hate?"

Rude: "I'll tell you what I hate mate. I hate it when you fucking a jar of Pegs paste and your family walks in. And they want the pegs paste. Pisses me off."
by kam75xx August 9, 2012
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masturbating maniac

Someone, usually a male who masturbates obsessively every day for hours, for months and years on end.
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load

I guess your mom didn't swallow one load when you were conceived?
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Deviant

someone who does not conform to the norm.
No one asked you for your opinion, deviant.
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a pinch of shit

something totally useless or worthless. Australian slang.
How's that new Holden mate? Mate it ain't worth a pinch of shit
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Boss: You got that briefing document ready for me yet?
Me: WTF. It's 9.00am Monday morning you unshaven nutsack!
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volleyball scene in Top Gun

Usually a reference to something that is extremely gay.
Dude, that's the most gay thing I've seen since the volleyball scene in Top Gun.
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