redneck retreat

A large blue plastic tarp stretched out and tied off to trees or poles.

Are you sure you want to camp here? That redneck retreat over there tells me it's gonna get loud tonight!

I'm a gonna set up one hell of a redneck retreat to watch the race!

by glamrocker October 11, 2013

mall cruisers

A pair of brand new, white athletic shoes. The name arises from the perfecty clean shoes that senior citizens wear as they walk the local mall during off hours for exercise.

Whoa, nice mall cruisers! Are you off to meet your cronies for some exercise?

You gotta a pair of pastel warmups to match those mall cruisers?

by glamrocker December 20, 2010

tubagoo

A fat person. Not someone who has the genetic predisposition for obesity, but someone who, through poor diet and lack of exercise, has become a soft, floppy, pile of blubber.

Side bar: these people are generally the ones who, through moderate exercise, alcohol intake and diet correction can loose the tub...of goo.

Gawd, that is one tubagoo.

So this guy shows up on the date and (she) could not believe how much of a tubagoo he had become!

by glamrocker August 30, 2010

reprocrastinator

A person who, not only procrastinates, but does it over, and over, and over again.

My husband has been promising to paint the guest room for so long that I believe that he is just a reprocrastinator!

by glamrocker September 22, 2011

ecodiculious

A phrase used when one encounters a product or organization who tries, in the most rediculious way, to associate themselves with an environmentally "green" or "friendly" sort of way. Generally, this term is conjured when terribly un-green or un-environmentally friendly things or groups are trying to ride this popular trend for marketing purposes alone.

The fact that "Agent Orange" is being touted as a "green" farming defoliant is absolutely ecodiculious!!

or

I saw a doorstop being sold as "environmentally friendly." That's ecodiculious!

by glamrocker December 23, 2009

full stomach bliss

When you have hit the maximum you can eat without "crossing over" to a "food coma." The magical moment of not too much; just right.

I have to say, that Grand Slam Breakfast has given me "full stomach bliss."

by glamrocker September 30, 2009

malfactice

The charge or accusation of the practice of; knowingnly or (though rarely) unknowingly giving a bad definition or fact as related to a many things. Commonly, the charge is levied on a person who runs their mouth to impress, sound smart, or be part of a conversation they know nothing about.

Because of his ramblings on about everything, he was charged with malfactice by his co-workers.

by glamrocker October 26, 2010