mall cruisers

A pair of brand new, white athletic shoes. The name arises from the perfecty clean shoes that senior citizens wear as they walk the local mall during off hours for exercise.

Whoa, nice mall cruisers! Are you off to meet your cronies for some exercise?

You gotta a pair of pastel warmups to match those mall cruisers?

by glamrocker December 20, 2010

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redneck retreat

A large blue plastic tarp stretched out and tied off to trees or poles.

Are you sure you want to camp here? That redneck retreat over there tells me it's gonna get loud tonight!

I'm a gonna set up one hell of a redneck retreat to watch the race!

by glamrocker October 11, 2013

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tubagoo

A fat person. Not someone who has the genetic predisposition for obesity, but someone who, through poor diet and lack of exercise, has become a soft, floppy, pile of blubber.

Side bar: these people are generally the ones who, through moderate exercise, alcohol intake and diet correction can loose the tub...of goo.

Gawd, that is one tubagoo.

So this guy shows up on the date and (she) could not believe how much of a tubagoo he had become!

by glamrocker August 30, 2010

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Toyotaphobia

The fear of riding in or being hit by a Toyota with a stuck accelerator pedal.

There is no way in hell that I'm getting in that Camary. I am suffering from toyotaphobia.
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I have Toyotaphobia. I can't get into traffic knowing all those Toyotas are on the road.

by glamrocker March 15, 2010

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shot truth

The sudden out pouring of "coming clean" after one is offered a few drams of booze.

We knew that it was "shot truth" when she suddenly told the whole story after we bought her a few rounds.

The next morning, he knew that a little "shot truth" had compromised his story. He was screwed!

by glamrocker April 25, 2010

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