Definitions by Skeeterskeet

truck simp 

A guy who puts time and energy into fixing and building a girl's vehicle. And wonders why he gets put Into the friend zone

"Carl did it again, he spent 20 hours wrenching on that sperm banks truck and all he got was a jizz soaked kiss on the cheek. That's what he gets for truck simping"

truck simp by Skeeterskeet August 21, 2023

Dirt lump 

Someone from a foreign country, state or province who treats the place they moved to like garbage.

Our new neighbours moved in two months ago, they leave garbage everywhere, their dog shits in my yard, I can smell their house from across the street and they drive like asshole, what a bunch of dirt lumps!

Dirt lump by Skeeterskeet August 20, 2019

redneck diamonds 

When the window in your truck gets broken and it shatters into 1000 pieces and looks like diamonds.

"Ol peg was givener through the bush in his old ferd and smashed the window Into a bunch of redneck diamonds on a fuckin tree!!"

redneck diamonds by Skeeterskeet May 2, 2018