Our new neighbours moved in two months ago, they leave garbage everywhere, their dog shits in my yard, I can smell their house from across the street and they drive like asshole, what a bunch of dirt lumps!
by Skeeterskeet August 20, 2019
A guy who puts time and energy into fixing and building a girl's vehicle. And wonders why he gets put Into the friend zone
"Carl did it again, he spent 20 hours wrenching on that sperm banks truck and all he got was a jizz soaked kiss on the cheek. That's what he gets for truck simping"
by Skeeterskeet August 22, 2023
"Ol peg was givener through the bush in his old ferd and smashed the window Into a bunch of redneck diamonds on a fuckin tree!!"
by Skeeterskeet January 10, 2018