redkey

A very obese man who will slaughter you if he sees Twinkies he is a stone cold killer who will murder you in cold blood, he once ate an entire police station during trials, so the law is too scared to interact with his vicious crimes, he never weighs under 700 lbs and whenever he walks there is a huge earthquake that people would feel from Russia to America #he steals Twinkies under his tits they are his power source

Man 1: holy shit this is one big ass earthquake help

Man 2: dude chillax it's just redkey walking to the gas station for his hourly dose of twinkies

by Nipplecancer337 August 17, 2018