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The sexiest man alive. If there is a God, he is God's gift to women. Definately the greastest kisser on the planet. A night spent with him will always be the greatest night of your life. He is said to know the contours of a womans body better than she does. *WARNING* Simply making eye contact with him may result in an orgasm on spot that's how amazing he is. If you have him, never let go.
"Have you seen Earl and his girlfriend? Damn she is the luckiest girl in the world."
by wintersolstice November 11, 2008
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Jan 15 Word of the Day
The Nussy, or the โ€œnose pussyโ€, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
โ€œOh fuck yeah, swab my nussyโ€

Sir, please, I went to medical school

by Pogoextreme December 25, 2020
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The hood slang word for "oil".
"Hey, can I get an earl change?" "My car needs some earl"
by Earlchange January 08, 2014
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Earl is an English title given to noble men. An earl is above a viscount and below a Marquis
The young Earl has ordered his servants to dispose of the old rug.
by Param2002 July 30, 2015
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