The sexiest man alive. If there is a God, he is God's gift to women. Definately the greastest kisser on the planet. A night spent with him will always be the greatest night of your life. He is said to know the contours of a womans body better than she does. *WARNING* Simply making eye contact with him may result in an orgasm on spot that's how amazing he is. If you have him, never let go.
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An Earl is a statue of a GOLDEN yet ashy prickled dick, with fangs in its pee hole. The Earl comes to life every time an innocent lady is near by.
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