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primalism 

A school of philosophy that celebrates putting primal needs and desires before anything else. A primalist individual will eat when they are hungry, sleep when they are tired, and do what they please when they please to. This may also be considered "doing what you want and not giving a fuck," a la Don Draper (see: Don Draper). However, a primalist may also find satisfaction in what may be more traditionally considered "primal": living outdoors, raw foods or vegan, primalsexuality, etc. Primalism, at its core, is about bringing humanity back to paleolithic or even pre-paleolithic cultural standards and lifestyle.
John follows the philosophy of primalism pretty close. I caught him taking a leak outside behind the shed with a fresh rolled stogie in one hand and a cold beer in the other, wearing nothing but his ripped boxers and those sunglasses he found at the Best Buy.
primalism by DumpsterHamsterBaby October 7, 2009
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priapism 

pointing to a man with a large bulge: either that guy has a huge dick, or a small priapism
priapism by Soupyman September 30, 2005

priapism 

A piece of information lacking in the other definitions is the fact that priapism, while sounding like fun, is extremely painful and requires surgery (aka draining the blood out) to fix. Priapism can be caused by several things, including the bite of certain venomous creatures on or near the genitalia, overdosing on a "male enhancement" supplement, spinal cord or brain injuries, clots, or sickle-cell anemia. Note that if you have been able to fap or bone your gf/wife/prostitute for four hours plus, you do not have priapism. If not treated properly, priapism can result in loss of genitals or possibly life.
Guy: Dude, I think I took to much Viagra. My dick feels like it's gonna blow!

Dude: That's priapism. It's not good, guy. You need to go to the hospital!
priapism by info101-999guy June 7, 2009

Priapism 

He had a huge priapism although he was not horny
Priapism by James March 10, 2003
Primalsin is a L33T Paladin from World of Warcraft. HE'S BETTER THEN YOU!
STOP it's Primal-time(Primalsin is here! You STOP NOW!)
Primalsin by whathuh August 22, 2011

female priapism 

erin p says her female priapism is pleasurable.

Priapism 

A boner that lasts 4 hours or more.
Side effects of Cialis may include Priapism
Priapism by Ivan_Wakinov October 4, 2011
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