Viagra

The type of spam I get in my e-mail box every day.

*reads e-mail* "Free Generic V.iagra",
"Online Pharmacy", "Can't get it up?", "Get V I A G R A and Phentermine Online!"

The weird thing is, is that I'm not a male.

by Alexi November 12, 2003

Viagra

Have you ever wanted to bone your girlfriend but your dick is too damn floppy? Well look no further! With viagra, you can get your dick as hard as a diamond. Even the Bohr's hardness scale would make it an eleven. Viagra can help you: at the store, at home, at your parents houses, at school, or even in front of your mother. You can even play fetch with your dog! Now go-- your grandmother is awaiting your newly bonified dick.

Viagra's side effects include rectum bleeding cancer death is god real ass rape and std and a big, black COCK!!!

by Sexual advice April 14, 2015

Viagra

n. the infamous erection pill for men who can't get it up (either due to old age or their spouse); see also: Bob Dole

I mixed Viagra with Ecstasy (a.k.a. trail mix) and my penis fell off

by Boomin' Granny April 22, 2003

Viagra

Something that men use to increase sexual pleasure and the ability to achieve an erection.

Viagra overdosing can cause a great pain in the penis for days before it starts to crack and fall off, like an old statue.

by Republican Nazi October 03, 2003

Viagra

Viagra, helping men deal with their woman's post baby body since 1998.

After not being sexually attracted to his woman after the baby, he feigned impotence and got a prescription for Viagra.

by unknown69a June 26, 2014

Viagra

A drug that gives you boners and is sold online

Viagra is the best

by ninanoelle May 09, 2014

Viagra

Me

Who needs Viagra when you have me?

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