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blood engorged mayonnaise cannon
blood engorged mayonnaise cannon by Meach January 9, 2005
blood engorged whack-a-mole
The full fledged, raping, pillaging, kitten killing, viking warrior of an erection that comes with total arousal.
"Man, last night I whipped out the blood engorged whack-a-mole and beat the wife to death with it. Got off on self defence, the bitch tried to bite."
blood engorged whack-a-mole by Sean is Susejhet May 30, 2006
blood engorged mayonnaise canon
blood engorged mayonnaise canon by The definitionaster July 3, 2017
Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick
Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick by Oscape September 21, 2021
Cerebral Engorgement
Expanding veins that causes swelling to the brain, in a result of the human brain exploding inside or bursting out of the human skull. Also an underground death metal band based in California
Cerebral Engorgement by Heavyguns666 May 5, 2010
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Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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