primalsexuality 

A sexual lifestyle lived by a person being self-obsessed or narcissistic to the point of losing all attraction to members of the opposite sex. Primalsexuals, in general, regard themselves as superior to anyone they encounter, and spend much time and money on perfecting their appearance. Rather than staying sexually idle, primalsexuals resort to having sexual relations with an extremely attractive member of the opposite sex or masturbation for sexual pleasures.

Oh my face... it's so beautiful... I love me... I might need to resort to primalsexuality!

Is he still looking at himself in that mirror? Raymond is such a frickin' primalsexual.

primalsexuality by Kevin Dekker November 26, 2007