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Pirealism 

Pi-related paintings or dreams that most people wouldn’t dare to talk about or share with others, because a large proportion of the content or event looks surreal, weird, abnormal, or occultic.
What are the chances that the roots of pirealism are demonic or satanic, or are the result of the influences of psychedelic drugs?
Pirealism by Numerati November 25, 2023
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Pack Prealish 

A finished footballer who plays for Oilchester City, known for diving, his massive calves and his trim.
Football enjoyer 1: Did you see Pack Prealish get that pen last night?

Football enjoyer 2: Yeah, he tripped over his own calves and begged for a pen smh
Pack Prealish by Crainingaming January 24, 2022

piratism 

The act of pirating the high (and low) seas. Also can be applied to the act of pirating interstate highways.

Not to be confused with piracy, which is merely stealing music from already-rich musicians, who really shouldn't get their panties in a bundle because someone downloaded one of their songs to see if they actually wanted to buy their crappy music.
To increase their bank accounts, Christian, Evan, and Michael were forced to result to interstate piratism in order to better-fuel their thirst for exotic cars.
piratism by Interstate Pirates Inc. January 12, 2006

primalism 

A school of philosophy that celebrates putting primal needs and desires before anything else. A primalist individual will eat when they are hungry, sleep when they are tired, and do what they please when they please to. This may also be considered "doing what you want and not giving a fuck," a la Don Draper (see: Don Draper). However, a primalist may also find satisfaction in what may be more traditionally considered "primal": living outdoors, raw foods or vegan, primalsexuality, etc. Primalism, at its core, is about bringing humanity back to paleolithic or even pre-paleolithic cultural standards and lifestyle.
John follows the philosophy of primalism pretty close. I caught him taking a leak outside behind the shed with a fresh rolled stogie in one hand and a cold beer in the other, wearing nothing but his ripped boxers and those sunglasses he found at the Best Buy.
primalism by DumpsterHamsterBaby October 7, 2009
The philosophy and application of accessing genius abilities previously glimpsed in former lives, to facilitate quantum change. An extremely rare gift found in those who have the innate ability to work beyond time and space.
Josephine accessed her client's core wound through portalism and released the past life contract which had held them bound for eons.
Portalism by Josephine Sorciere March 10, 2023

Anarcho-Piratism 

Some Ideology that was made by the discord user Miho/Tirpitz/Mark and is something like Anarchy except that its believed that true freedom means that everyone shall sail the seas.
No one has an idea how this works but i guess it can work
Miho: Ay yo, have you heard of "Anarcho-Piratism"?
Anarcho: *Angry noises*
Anarcho-Piratism by Mihosaka November 22, 2020

Piratism 

The act of a co-worker (junk-food socialist) eating a snack that was hidden with great care in the company fridge for later enjoyment.
I was going to eat that last ice cream cone I had stashed until someone committed snack piratism!
Piratism by power hooligan October 17, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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