538 definitions by James

a very large and hairy man (usually me) who has recently consumed unholy amounts of psycho-active hallucinogens and is bustin out chunky moves oldschool in a most unpercedented and unordadox manner
innocent onlooker: go you altered beast, shake that hairy, hairy, good thang all over that floor

altered beast: BLEEEEAAARRGH
by James August 6, 2004
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The best album on earth by the best band on earth.

fyi:to the guy who posted the 7th definition im 15 and have been listening to green day since i was 3 got a guitar at 10 could play most songs on it.first was welcome to paradise.then international superhits! came out and i thought they were over......
by James February 23, 2005
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Anarcovandagoon: A person holding superficial and misguided ideas reguarding the ideology of Anarchism. An Anarcovandagoon can be most commonly be seen wearing black tattered clothing ALL THE TIME, a second hand backpack branded with store bought ‘red A’ and NIN patchs; however, can sometimes be seen riding the latest skateboard found on the cover of the latest skateboard magazine produced by the hippest multi-national around (AOL Time Warner). Ararcovandagoon’s also partake in random acts of street violence and vandalism while in their natural habit: outside the local Starbucks at the mall. In general, Anarcovandagoon’s are of a younger age; however, have been known to fully function within College’s and trade schools in search of that ‘killer job’. Seen as self-made individuals, Anarcovandagoons, are nothing more than walking contradictions.
*Also see- Mindless Automaton.
MARGE: Oh look, Richard! that poor looking boy over there with horrible clothes,hanging outside our Starbucks...how..tragic, lets give him some change to get something to eat.

RICHARD: NoNo Marge. That's the Swanson's boy, Toby. Thinks he's an Anarcovandagoon or somethingaruther. We'll see his parents at the next PTA meeting, I'll have choise words for them about young Toby's "life".
by James March 5, 2004
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An individual of incredible attractiveness and moral worth with exemplary standards of personal hygiene, whose presence has the almost supernatural ability to purify the unclean.

Verb = to antisoil.
It became clear to Kris eventually that James was indeed the true antisoiler.
by James February 3, 2004
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El Paso TX, Home of the TX ALLSTARS
by James September 20, 2003
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A muppet with no soul (becuase to be an estate agent you have to sell it) that screws you over for every cent you have. He has no mother as he as already sold her and he knows where you live.
"That F&%&king estate agente ripped me off."
by James January 18, 2005
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