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primalism 

A school of philosophy that celebrates putting primal needs and desires before anything else. A primalist individual will eat when they are hungry, sleep when they are tired, and do what they please when they please to. This may also be considered "doing what you want and not giving a fuck," a la Don Draper (see: Don Draper). However, a primalist may also find satisfaction in what may be more traditionally considered "primal": living outdoors, raw foods or vegan, primalsexuality, etc. Primalism, at its core, is about bringing humanity back to paleolithic or even pre-paleolithic cultural standards and lifestyle.
John follows the philosophy of primalism pretty close. I caught him taking a leak outside behind the shed with a fresh rolled stogie in one hand and a cold beer in the other, wearing nothing but his ripped boxers and those sunglasses he found at the Best Buy.
primalism by DumpsterHamsterBaby October 7, 2009

primalist 

A primalist eats all natural organic foods, avoids grains,dairy and processed foods, and they engage in exercises similar in movements to what our caveman ancestors would have engaged in.
primalist by Paleo girl March 16, 2014

procality 

A false reality that feels like an endless dream.
DJ: why does it feel like i can't wakeup?

Wolf: because we put you in a procality to figure out what you truly want to do in reality
procality by Procality December 12, 2017

Procality 

Mental visions that feel like reality but are dreams that usually don't come true
Man 1: Hey i had this vision where i tripped walking up to this chick before asking her for her number but turns out i didn't trip and i also got her number

Man 2: Dude if i had that procality i wouldn't of even tried to get her number you got guts

Man 3: Nah you're just afraid of falling cuz your procality usually becomes true unlike mine
Procality by Xenasin April 21, 2018

picalishious 

when somthing is delicous like pickles
dude, that cuecumber was picalishious with apple sause on the side
picalishious by by the T in TAKK October 9, 2008

Primalist 

A really good class in an MMO game where people think that the class is shite. In reality the class is God mode and those people are fuckwits.

In conclusion Primalist has AP and AP is superior than SP
PERSON 1: Hey Hyolus do you have this Primalist class?
PERSON 2: No I don't I think it's shite
PERSON 1: Well I think you are shit and a Fuckwit.
Primalist by Gullymommy123 December 19, 2021
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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