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primalism 

A school of philosophy that celebrates putting primal needs and desires before anything else. A primalist individual will eat when they are hungry, sleep when they are tired, and do what they please when they please to. This may also be considered "doing what you want and not giving a fuck," a la Don Draper (see: Don Draper). However, a primalist may also find satisfaction in what may be more traditionally considered "primal": living outdoors, raw foods or vegan, primalsexuality, etc. Primalism, at its core, is about bringing humanity back to paleolithic or even pre-paleolithic cultural standards and lifestyle.
John follows the philosophy of primalism pretty close. I caught him taking a leak outside behind the shed with a fresh rolled stogie in one hand and a cold beer in the other, wearing nothing but his ripped boxers and those sunglasses he found at the Best Buy.
primalism by DumpsterHamsterBaby October 7, 2009

primalist 

A primalist eats all natural organic foods, avoids grains,dairy and processed foods, and they engage in exercises similar in movements to what our caveman ancestors would have engaged in.
primalist by Paleo girl March 16, 2014

procality 

A false reality that feels like an endless dream.
DJ: why does it feel like i can't wakeup?

Wolf: because we put you in a procality to figure out what you truly want to do in reality
procality by Procality December 12, 2017

Procality 

Mental visions that feel like reality but are dreams that usually don't come true
Man 1: Hey i had this vision where i tripped walking up to this chick before asking her for her number but turns out i didn't trip and i also got her number

Man 2: Dude if i had that procality i wouldn't of even tried to get her number you got guts

Man 3: Nah you're just afraid of falling cuz your procality usually becomes true unlike mine
Procality by Xenasin April 21, 2018

picalishious 

dude, that cuecumber was picalishious with apple sause on the side
picalishious by by the T in TAKK October 9, 2008

Primalist 

A really good class in an MMO game where people think that the class is shite. In reality the class is God mode and those people are fuckwits.

In conclusion Primalist has AP and AP is superior than SP
PERSON 1: Hey Hyolus do you have this Primalist class?
PERSON 2: No I don't I think it's shite
PERSON 1: Well I think you are shit and a Fuckwit.
Primalist by Gullymommy123 December 19, 2021