Definitions by Soupyman

hot and heavy 

when a hot chick has sex with a heavy (fat) dude, or vice versa

Xavier- did you hear jessica alba had sex with john candy?
Thadius-thats the sickest hot and heavy since the old kirstie allie got pounded by johnny depp

hot and heavy by Soupyman October 4, 2005

priapism 

a never ending boner

pointing to a man with a large bulge: either that guy has a huge dick, or a small priapism

priapism by Soupyman September 30, 2005