pqrts 

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Why did I get so many pqrts??

pqrts by 12Happyguy March 21, 2021

perts 

This is short for pertinent information.

Coworker: I've got a potential customer on line 2 for you.
Response: What are the perts?
Coworker: It's a woman named Josephine Dokes. She's got an afghan hound and she saw our ad for the no-tangle pet comb.

perts by goose_on_a_roof February 28, 2018

perts 

Aesthetically the perfect breasts, not too big and can hold their own against gravity and blouse tug (derived from "pert and perky")

"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."

perts by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Parts Cannon 

When a mechanic has no ability to troubleshoot a problem. Instead shoots the "parts cannon" at the problem. He ends up replacing every component in the system in hopes of fixing whatever was causing the problem. A complete waste of material and labor.

Customer: My breaks are squeaking.
Dumb Mechanic: You need new brake calipers, pads, rotors and wheel bearings. FIRE THE PARTS CANNON!

Parts Cannon by flying July 3, 2012

spare parts 

spare parts is an insult used to call someone bottom of the barrel

you're made of spare parts aren't ya bud?

spare parts by shesdickeredbud December 29, 2016

Bike parts 

Xanax bars. This term is derived from the common reference “handle bars”. This term originated in Eastern Washington.

Man the weekend was a blur- I was gone of those bike parts and can’t remember shit

Bike parts by TUG Inc. February 24, 2019

spare parts 

Used as an insult. If you say someone is ‘spare parts’ then you’re calling them useless, or they’re so poor at what they are doing that they might as well be doing nothing.

In a co-op video game, if there’s someone in your party that ends up doing jack shit for the team, then you’d say they are “spare parts.”

Player 1: Dude, player 3 got no absolutely no kills the entire round.
Player 2: I know, right? He just sat on his ass the whole game!
Player 1: Yup—he’s spare parts.

spare parts by fish_dicks October 6, 2020