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Post Atomic Dump Syndrome

The groggy, unstable feeling after taking an enormous dump. This can be worsened by consuming large amounts of cheese or spicy foods.
I'd love to go out tonight but I have PADS and won't be able to walk for another hour
PADS by Johnny McPoopboots August 14, 2009
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Bro, last night was a blast but I got a nasty case of PADS today.
PADS by Biomedicaltoad1981 January 17, 2015
Post Alcoholic Depression Syndrome

"PADS" is the expression of a feeling of guilt or embarrassment. Usually caused after a night of consuming WAY too much alcohol. PADS can be the result of picking drunk fights with whoever would pay attention to you the night before; waking up to a stranger; waking up and not being able to remember anything from the night before.
Amber: "I am never going to drink again... I feel like death! I feel like killing myself! I cant beleive I did that last night!"

April: "Dont worry, you just have PADS thats all, you will feel better once the PADS wear off"
PADS by April Flathers April 16, 2007
Public Action to Deliver Shelter. A group based out of Chicago, for the homeless and hungry.
PADS is a good place to eat a meal.
PADS by harrisonpoulos January 15, 2008
Pass as deadstock. Usually used in the sneaker community.
C’mon man, give me $200 bucks for these Supreme Motion Logo Vans. They are almost pads.
Pads by DaddySlimThick September 15, 2018
People who are born into very posh well to do familys but live in squalor/poverty. Hence the name PADS- Posh And Dirtys.
That dirty posh Pad.
I was born into a family of Pads but now my living room isnt covered in bits of cereal.
PADS by A.Z.P.u January 13, 2008