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Aesthetically the perfect breasts, not too big and can hold their own against gravity and blouse tug (derived from "pert and perky")
"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."
by goose_on_a_roof October 09, 2020
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Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.
"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."
by 122445 May 14, 2006
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Coworker: I've got a potential customer on line 2 for you.
Response: What are the perts?
Coworker: It's a woman named Josephine Dokes. She's got an afghan hound and she saw our ad for the no-tangle pet comb.
by goose_on_a_roof February 28, 2018
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Perky, usually to describle breasts of moderately small size, but perfectly formed.
Her tits aren't that big, but pert? Oh most definately yes!
by Dark 1 January 10, 2004
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A positive adjective describing a body part that is petite and perfectly formed.
1) Charlie Harper: Grab that pert little ass!

2) "Dig those pert breasts on that fine chick!"

3) "She's so cute with her pert, little nose and soft, smooth cheeks."
by THE-CREED-OF-VIRTUE December 22, 2012
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According to a group of cocky whores at rockford lutheran, this word can basically mean anything...
OMG IM SO PERT!! (omg im so horny)
WHAT THE PERT IS THAT?? (what the fuck is thAt)
LOOK AT THAT PERT-O!! (look at that sexy guy!)
by Dontbehatinnnn February 26, 2007
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A useless, unintelligent, uneducated and uninformed moron.
I can't believe so many Pert's voted for Donald Trump.
by Homofo January 24, 2017
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