gravity

Shit that keeps you on the ground

Look, it's gravity, or something.

by John Schaffer December 18, 2004

gravity

1.The force of attraction of a huge (often celestial) body and any smaller/larger (sometimes celestials) bodies in the area. Not to be confused with the attraction between to bodies due to magnetic forces.
2. In short, the greatest enemy of clumsy people.

1. The sun has the strongest gravity in our solar system.

2. Guy 1: Oh, look at Jerry! He fell down! 3rd time today.
Guy 2: Poor guy. Gravity has a grudge on him.

by Armthehobos August 03, 2007

gravity

The weakest force ever, but the one with the most range. No object in the universe can escape gravity!

When stepping off a building, you will feel like an astronaut for 0.5 seconds, but then gravity will proceed to kick your ass.

by Mr. Crap July 15, 2005

gravity

The force that keeps us all from flying off the earth. The reason you don't find things just leisurely floating around the room without supernatural assistance.

Oh, gravity works!

by Prof. Brainard April 08, 2004

gravity

an omnipresent force with extraordinary power that no one can see, but exists without doubt to those who place their faith in it every day – just like God.

It's nice to get up in the morning everyday and count on gravity being there.

by psbwthu July 31, 2011

gravity

A kind of smoking device that use the downward pull of water flowing out of a chamber. Allows a smoker to hold a chamber of smoke for a long period of time.

Joe and I ripped a gravity all night long in his hot tub, I'm not going to pass this drug test tomorrow.

by bigbigeric July 07, 2004

gravity

good (E-40)

Its all gravity pimpin

by Captain E..repn Southern Kilafonia February 19, 2003