Private

The name you call a coworker in reciprocation of when that coworker consistently refers to you as Chief, Boss, Captain, or Hoss.

How's it going boss?
Leave me alone private.

by captainboss June 25, 2009

Private

The most deadly penguin known to man, if you see him you're fucked. Known to live in madagascar, don't go to madagascar

Person 1 Oh look it's private
Person 2 RUN

by OhNoHe'sHere April 24, 2020

Private

An enlisted person in the U.S. Army or Marine Corps of the lowest rank.

The Air Force and Navy have different ranks.

Lawrence: Hey! I just joined the Marine Corps!
Joanne: Cool! I just joined the U.S. Army after completing ROTC.
Jason: Haha, you guys are Privates. =

by schoolboyjason1 August 05, 2009

Private

your own stuff.

HEY, get out of heRE, this is my private yard and take your dog away.

by acdows November 24, 2017

Private

Lowest rank in the Army, Something secret.

"Thats Private Information"
"Private Bob!"

by private October 30, 2003

Private

Not for you to effing touch.
it's MINE.

this journal is PRIVATE

means

DONT FUCKING READ IT.

by ThatStarGirl June 07, 2009

Private

Most commonly known in the role of “private” in the hit documentary penguins of Madagascar. He participated in many special op high pressure missions during this documentary. Most famously known for fucking masterminding the assassination of JFK. He got away with this planned murder unscaved and has earned the infamous title “Og Private”. Now in his old age he lives a causal life in Wisconsin with a loving wife (Mariah Carey) and 4 bitch ass children.

Examples: Did you see private fucking kill JFK

by Fingerbangerwithdadick August 30, 2020