Private

The name you call a coworker in reciprocation of when that coworker consistently refers to you as Chief, Boss, Captain, or Hoss.
by captainboss June 26, 2009
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The most deadly penguin known to man, if you see him you're fucked. Known to live in madagascar, don't go to madagascar
Person 1 Oh look it's private
Person 2 RUN
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Private

An enlisted person in the U.S. Army or Marine Corps of the lowest rank.

The Air Force and Navy have different ranks.
Lawrence: Hey! I just joined the Marine Corps!
Joanne: Cool! I just joined the U.S. Army after completing ROTC.
Jason: Haha, you guys are Privates. =
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HEY, get out of heRE, this is my private yard and take your dog away.
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Lowest rank in the Army, Something secret.
by private October 30, 2003
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Not for you to effing touch.
it's MINE.
this journal is PRIVATE

means

DONT FUCKING READ IT.
by ThatStarGirl June 08, 2009
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Most commonly known in the role of “private” in the hit documentary penguins of Madagascar. He participated in many special op high pressure missions during this documentary. Most famously known for fucking masterminding the assassination of JFK. He got away with this planned murder unscaved and has earned the infamous title “Og Private”. Now in his old age he lives a causal life in Wisconsin with a loving wife (Mariah Carey) and 4 bitch ass children.
Examples: Did you see private fucking kill JFK
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