ponkel

Word that is defined by the context that is used, much like Fuck or Smurf. Generally used in a derogatory way eg Ponkel-head.

Briedy is a Ponkelhead!

by Steve K January 13, 2005

ponkers

The opposite of poggers.

Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."

by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021

sonk ponkle

A ponkle that is very much sonky. There is nothing in the world more sonky than a sonk ponkle.

"Do you want my sonk ponkle?"

by KinkMaster69402 January 4, 2021

porkeling

1. a male exploring a females nether regions with his.
2. a man rooting around between a woman's legs with his manhood.
3. "That's like when you go snorkeling with your ..." - Denny Crane

"I can still remember the first time Bev let me go porkeling."

by ST_PoundCake October 17, 2008

porkeling

As coined by Denny Crane (Boston Legal), porkeling is the imitation of snorkeling in a sexual conext.

His penis was porkeling toward her vagina as though he were exploring the great barrier reef

by Thomas J April 4, 2006

pookela

A very unique boy. Tends to always help others whether he is happy with himself. He catches the eye and heart of a girl.

Pookela helped the old lady as she crossed the road

by Garth yout February 23, 2017

pokelumpkin

playing pokemon while receiving a oral sex while taking a shit ( commonly known as a blumpkin )

Scott: So last night i got a pokelumpkin while my Bulbasaur evoled into Ivysaur. Greatest sensation ever.

Quinn: Man dude, you are so lucky i want to get one of those.

by pokelumpkin<3 April 25, 2010