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Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."
ponkers by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021
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sonk ponkle 

A ponkle that is very much sonky. There is nothing in the world more sonky than a sonk ponkle.
"Do you want my sonk ponkle?"
sonk ponkle by KinkMaster69402 January 4, 2021

porkeling 

1. a male exploring a females nether regions with his.
2. a man rooting around between a woman's legs with his manhood.
3. "That's like when you go snorkeling with your ..." - Denny Crane
"I can still remember the first time Bev let me go porkeling."
porkeling by ST_PoundCake October 17, 2008

porkeling 

As coined by Denny Crane (Boston Legal), porkeling is the imitation of snorkeling in a sexual conext.
His penis was porkeling toward her vagina as though he were exploring the great barrier reef
porkeling by Thomas J April 4, 2006
A very unique boy. Tends to always help others whether he is happy with himself. He catches the eye and heart of a girl.
Pookela helped the old lady as she crossed the road
pookela by Garth yout February 23, 2017

pokelumpkin 

playing pokemon while receiving a oral sex while taking a shit ( commonly known as a blumpkin )
Scott: So last night i got a pokelumpkin while my Bulbasaur evoled into Ivysaur. Greatest sensation ever.

Quinn: Man dude, you are so lucky i want to get one of those.
pokelumpkin by pokelumpkin<3 April 25, 2010