by sparkneon October 07, 2005
by umfufu July 03, 2011
by w1NN1e January 13, 2005
The opposite of poggers.
Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."
by MuchSexHaver69 July 04, 2021
1. The irritation of ones vagina after a long night of intercourse.
2. An injury occouring to ones vagina after falling off playground equiment.
2. An injury occouring to ones vagina after falling off playground equiment.
by Shella Bella January 29, 2011
Ponker is a family of card games that combines gambling, strategy, and skill. All ponker variants involve betting as an intrinsic part of play, and determine the winner of each hand according to the combinations of players' cards.
"I just made millions on stonks and I'm ready to play some ponker"
"Only reason I went to Las Vegas was to win big at ponker"
"Only reason I went to Las Vegas was to win big at ponker"
by Bilzernian July 19, 2019
Ponker: a vagina irritated after too much penetration.
Fudgey ponker: the irritated vagina of a woman who both penetrates herself too much and wipes the wrong way. Or I guess chick could like getting it in both holes. Idk use your imagination.
Fudgey ponker: the irritated vagina of a woman who both penetrates herself too much and wipes the wrong way. Or I guess chick could like getting it in both holes. Idk use your imagination.
by Kcole86 February 12, 2023