Someone who is likely to randomly steal or delete your kneecaps at anytime without prior consent and/or warning.
Person: SCOTT!!!
wtf are you doing!?!?

Scott: give me your fucking kneecaps!
by Langlespank November 12, 2020
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Normally a chill laid back guy is a Scott. Scott’s aren’t afraid to try something new especially if it’s food and they love their alcohol. A Scott normally has a penis 7+ inch’s.
Scott’s a chill dude
by Figgy August 17, 2018
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When the thought came to you to search the word Scott, you likely became aroused. Typing the word probably gave you a raging hard-on or, most likely, made you wet as an Hawaiian evening on a black-sand nude beach. Reading the word Scott almost certainly rocked your world with one of the most intense verbal induced orgasms of your life. Don't change your pants yet, because there are still more Scott definitions to read. And for those who would consider dating an ex girlfriend of a Scott, don't try it. These women are used Scotts, and will not be satisfied with anything else unless sexually starved for seven years, which is how long it takes for every cell in the body to be replaced.
Monica: Ever since I started dating a Scott I have needed to triple my caloric intake due to the sheer severity and instances of spontaneous orgasms I have experienced.

Rob: As your brother I am kind of unhappy that you told me that.
by Millhouse's Dog April 1, 2011
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A dashingly handsome and sweetly romantic young and virile human male. He is generally known to be a gentleman in the street and a freak in the bed. Highly intelligent and multi-talented, especially in the arts. May dabble in: cooking, shaking that rump, guitar playing, and dark beers. Enjoys both the decadent and intellectual pleasures of life.
- "So, I finally had this boy spend the night with me. I couldn't help it."
- "He's a stone cold Scott; you never had a chance."
by erinefreeman February 14, 2012
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a mother fucker with a Cobbler Stick. Be careful, he might shove it up your ass.
“You know Scott?”
Mother fucker shoved a cobbler stick up my ass.”
by master prober January 28, 2020
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A guy who is very attractive and has the kindest eyes. Though he puts on a facade of total self confidence, he's actually depressed and completely self destructive. If you find a Scott, he will melt your heart with his smile, but deep down here we'll always feel alone. Don't let him feel that way!!!
Female: " You were plenty good enough for me Scott. You were just never good enough for yourself."
by LG2.0 October 26, 2018
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Scott is the most wonderful guy on the face of the earth. He is sweet, smart, kind and good with kids and animals. He has the ability to make everyone laugh no matter how awful of a day you just had. Scott is the best boyfriend ever. The day we met was the best of my life.
Scott is awesome.
by bearsfan19 October 3, 2010
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