ponkers 

The opposite of poggers.

Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."

ponkers by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021

Porkersnapper 

An element/ object that is difficult to find or touch. People around the world have gone on quests to find it, but always fail.

Man, if only we had ourselves the porkersnapper, all of the answers in life would be ours.

I can't find a job anywhere; it's like looking for the porkersnapper!

Porkersnapper by Terri Makichut October 9, 2019

Ponders

To recognize them and make eye contact why the other person ain't looking.

My best friend ponders about the job.

Ponders by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021

Pookersnatch 

A swear word made up by "DNA" that is OK to use in front of children because of its hidden meaning. It can portray any emotion. Originally based off of Lady GaGa's Pokerface along with the thought of her unknown genitals. In short use it when describing something unusual or something your not sure about in a situation when you need to swear. Usually preceeded by the word "ah".

"Damn dude, what the hell is that?"
"Ah pookersnatch it is so weird lookin."

"Are you ok? Did you break your leg?"
"Ah pookersnatch man, I don't know but its hella hurts!"

"Wow, that girl is drinnin!"
"She is probably taking a steriod, athletes are always doing that kind of pookersnatchin thing."

Pookersnatch by Anhalt November 23, 2009

Pokersleep

Pretending to sleep with your eyes closed while being awake to fool others including parents to think you are asleep. Particularly useful for spying on others as they talk.

Playing psp till 3 am

Parents walk into room

(pokersleep)

Parents leave...

Keep playing

Pokersleep by Guerilla77 December 16, 2010

PokerStars 

Pokerstars is a place where someone can go when they are just too relaxed. Within seconds of entering PokerStars the relaxation will simply melt away as you quickly became frustrated beyond what you thought possible. While at PokerStars you can pretend like you are playing poker, but truly your fate has already been decided by the time you sit down at a table. You can be sure you will get a lot of great hands, but there will always be a better hand so that PokerStars can take in their fabulous rake.

I went to PokerStars yesterday. So I had AA, and this other guy had AA, and two other guys had KK. We all went allin, and the board made 34567, we all split and lost money because of the rake.

PokerStars by Your Mom July 12, 2004

Pokerstared 

Verb; referring to the action of having a fellow poker player reap the rewards of a unfavourable river card in a hand that they should have folded long ago.

I was playing poker against some donkey that was obviously new to the game. I had three Jacks he had a nothing until the river card completed his gut-shot strait. The bastard totally Pokerstared me.

Pokerstared by Roxyhound March 24, 2008