ponkers

The opposite of poggers.

Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."

by MuchSexHaver69 July 4, 2021

ponker

A very attractive girl/woman.

"Mate, she's an absolute ponker"

by sparkneon October 7, 2005

ponker

A very smelly fart. Used primarily by little lions

P.u! exclaimed Simba, smell that stinky ponker!

by umfufu July 3, 2011

ponker

someone who regularly ponks.

Matt you ponker!
No chance you ponker!

by w1NN1e January 13, 2005

Pinker Ponker

1. The irritation of ones vagina after a long night of intercourse.

2. An injury occouring to ones vagina after falling off playground equiment.

Tanya woke up with a Pinker Ponker the morning after she had hot wet intercourse all night long.

by Shella Bella January 29, 2011

Ponker

Ponker is a family of card games that combines gambling, strategy, and skill. All ponker variants involve betting as an intrinsic part of play, and determine the winner of each hand according to the combinations of players' cards.

"I just made millions on stonks and I'm ready to play some ponker"
"Only reason I went to Las Vegas was to win big at ponker"

by Bilzernian July 19, 2019

Fudgey Ponker

Ponker: a vagina irritated after too much penetration.

Fudgey ponker: the irritated vagina of a woman who both penetrates herself too much and wipes the wrong way. Or I guess chick could like getting it in both holes. Idk use your imagination.

Did you see that fudgey ponker on fb?

by Kcole86 February 12, 2023