ponkers
Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."
ponkers by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021
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Porkersnapper
An element/ object that is difficult to find or touch. People around the world have gone on quests to find it, but always fail.
Man, if only we had ourselves the porkersnapper, all of the answers in life would be ours.
I can't find a job anywhere; it's like looking for the porkersnapper!
I can't find a job anywhere; it's like looking for the porkersnapper!
Porkersnapper by Terri Makichut October 9, 2019
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Pookersnatch
A swear word made up by "DNA" that is OK to use in front of children because of its hidden meaning. It can portray any emotion. Originally based off of Lady GaGa's Pokerface along with the thought of her unknown genitals. In short use it when describing something unusual or something your not sure about in a situation when you need to swear. Usually preceeded by the word "ah".
"Damn dude, what the hell is that?"
"Ah pookersnatch it is so weird lookin."
"Are you ok? Did you break your leg?"
"Ah pookersnatch man, I don't know but its hella hurts!"
"Wow, that girl is drinnin!"
"She is probably taking a steriod, athletes are always doing that kind of pookersnatchin thing."
"Ah pookersnatch it is so weird lookin."
"Are you ok? Did you break your leg?"
"Ah pookersnatch man, I don't know but its hella hurts!"
"Wow, that girl is drinnin!"
"She is probably taking a steriod, athletes are always doing that kind of pookersnatchin thing."
Pookersnatch by Anhalt November 23, 2009
Pokersleep
Pretending to sleep with your eyes closed while being awake to fool others including parents to think you are asleep. Particularly useful for spying on others as they talk.
Pokersleep by Guerilla77 December 16, 2010
PokerStars
Pokerstars is a place where someone can go when they are just too relaxed. Within seconds of entering PokerStars the relaxation will simply melt away as you quickly became frustrated beyond what you thought possible. While at PokerStars you can pretend like you are playing poker, but truly your fate has already been decided by the time you sit down at a table. You can be sure you will get a lot of great hands, but there will always be a better hand so that PokerStars can take in their fabulous rake.
I went to PokerStars yesterday. So I had AA, and this other guy had AA, and two other guys had KK. We all went allin, and the board made 34567, we all split and lost money because of the rake.
PokerStars by Your Mom July 12, 2004
Pokerstared
Verb; referring to the action of having a fellow poker player reap the rewards of a unfavourable river card in a hand that they should have folded long ago.
I was playing poker against some donkey that was obviously new to the game. I had three Jacks he had a nothing until the river card completed his gut-shot strait. The bastard totally Pokerstared me.
Pokerstared by Roxyhound March 24, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.