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Ponkerz deserves the world
Ponkerz by 7777777SEVEN7777777 June 22, 2021
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Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."
ponkers by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021
Oh hai guise, I was playing teh pokerz last night and I won 5 cheezburgers.
pokerz by CLawnsby August 11, 2010

Ponkerfudge 

When a mediocre middle aged white man takes a shit in a hat and gives it to you as a present for your 7th birthday.
Person: Wow that kids so cute!
Person 2: Ya but I heard they got Ponkerfudged
Ponkerfudge by PUSSY-SLAYER420 November 23, 2020

Pinker Ponker 

1. The irritation of ones vagina after a long night of intercourse.

2. An injury occouring to ones vagina after falling off playground equiment.
Tanya woke up with a Pinker Ponker the morning after she had hot wet intercourse all night long.
Pinker Ponker by Shella Bella February 19, 2011
"Mate, she's an absolute ponker"
ponker by sparkneon October 7, 2005
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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