phutt 

The act of pissing on a girls butthole then you put your head aproximately 6 inches from her anus. Then she feels the urge to fart, your piss is realsed back onto your face making a wonderful golden shower of love.

Damn last night i pissed dat niggas buthole and den dat bitch farted that shit back on my face.

phutt by zachary phillip lucy montgomery al 334 270 0348 April 5, 2005

Potty putter 

The dumbest fucking idea ever invented.

Wife - "Oh honey I bought you the potty putter so you can play a game while taking a nasty shit."
Husband - "you stupid bitch. I already play battle shits!"

Potty putter by Mac Long Dong June 6, 2013

Big Mac phatty phacts 

A phact and/or phacts that are so dummy thicc that they are not only known to be true, but are far more dope than regular boring facts

“It is time to rip a fatty dab you chode mongers”

“Big Mac phatty phacts my dood”

Big Mac phatty phacts by Bigdikdood January 26, 2020

butt-putt golf 

A sexual act in which one man uses his erect penis to tap a second man’s testicle into a third man’s anus.

A common variant involves “removing the flag,” where a fourth man removes a dildo from the third man’s anus just as the butt-putting begins.

I thought Bruce invited me to play putt-putt golf, not butt-putt golf. That was crazy.

butt-putt golf by ~dick April 13, 2014

puttcuck 

A disenfranchised, underperforming, 20-something to middle-aged white male finding acceptance in golf clubs with similar men. This beta male feels emasculated in the work place especially in the presence of successful females. Wearing golf apparel with garish belts and backward hats is his uniform for all occasions. Interests include: other people's wealth, bourbon collecting, crypto trading, self aggrandizing posts, and living beyond their means all while having an unhealthy addiction to sports betting.

Kolton is such a puttcuck… he’s never prepared for client meetings and wears golf attire like it’s formal wear.

puttcuck by Jason Edward Reasaround, Esq October 25, 2023

Putt fuck 

A woman who goes to golf courses for the sole purpose of fucking players.

Women that have sex with professional golfers in the hope of having a rich husband/boyfriend

All the women that slept with Tiger Woods are real putt fucks.

Tiger Woods' wife is such a putt fuck

Putt fuck by Rex Roddy January 6, 2010

Putther 

A man with golden brown skin. Led TNWO to victory at the Freeaim All - Stars Tournament, sponsored by Rockstar Games. Will be booted offline in 5 minutes. Creator of Habibi Father, Chad Chaudry, and Billy Anderson.

“ oh look, Putther has been booted off the server in Rainbow Six Siege.”

“Putther! Play GTA rp!!!”

Putther by getscrewed95 April 7, 2019