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procasturbation 

"Procasturbation cost me an A in the class"

"I'm procasturbating this paper."
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Procasterbating

The act of masterbating instead of doing something important. (ie. homework)
Jim: Instead of doing that project, I was procasterbating.

Me: ZOMG me too!
Procasterbating by bob mcd June 16, 2007

procasturbate 

to masturbate, so to put doing something off, like cleaning the dishes, or meeting the neighbours.
"For fucks sake Gerald, stop procasturbating and come meet Ada next door."
procasturbate by Biafra J July 26, 2004

procastination

"I'll tell you the example later." is an example of a procastination.
procastination by procastinater December 23, 2011
one of the many fuck ups in a half greek/half indian cunts vocabulary
Andrew Psomadellis: im bein phycastic bro geez settle pettle

Everyone:...........for fucks sake....not again.......
phycastic by COKandBALLS November 17, 2009

procastibate 

v. 1) stimulating one's own genitals to avoid work or obligation. 2) delay of action while masturbating.

derivatives:

procastibation, noun
procastibator, noun
procastibating, verb
procastibatory, adjective
"I had a ton of reading to do but after seeing that commercial with Jane Seymour in it, I decided to procastibate instead."