phocas 

Phocas is a word that describes someone who radiates pure chaotic evil energy. And this person is always violent to certain subjects. But also very caring to those close to them.

“Oh whos that?”
“That’s Phocas. Don’t mess with them or you’ll either be their best friend or worst enemy.”

phocas by penislover662 November 24, 2021

procasturbation 

Masturbating as a means of procrastinating

"Procasturbation cost me an A in the class"

"I'm procasturbating this paper."

procasturbation by guavanator!!! March 29, 2009

Procasterbating

The act of masterbating instead of doing something important. (ie. homework)

Jim: Instead of doing that project, I was procasterbating.

Me: ZOMG me too!

Procasterbating by bob mcd June 16, 2007

procasturbate 

to masturbate, so to put doing something off, like cleaning the dishes, or meeting the neighbours.

"For fucks sake Gerald, stop procasturbating and come meet Ada next door."

procasturbate by Biafra J July 26, 2004

procastination

I'll tell the definition you later.

"I'll tell you the example later." is an example of a procastination.

procastination by procastinater December 23, 2011

phycastic

one of the many fuck ups in a half greek/half indian cunts vocabulary

Andrew Psomadellis: im bein phycastic bro geez settle pettle

Everyone:...........for fucks sake....not again.......

phycastic by COKandBALLS November 17, 2009

procastibate 

v. 1) stimulating one's own genitals to avoid work or obligation. 2) delay of action while masturbating.

derivatives:

procastibation, noun
procastibator, noun
procastibating, verb
procastibatory, adjective

"I had a ton of reading to do but after seeing that commercial with Jane Seymour in it, I decided to procastibate instead."

procastibate by Dr. Richard S. Troker February 23, 2010