81 definitions by Biafra J
Glasgwegian/Used to describe something, mostly someone, who is really, really, nice looking. heard by drunken single mothers in kebab houses chatting up the elderly chinese man behind the counter.
Woman.See that chinese guy behind the coonter? Ah wis getting a bulge jus' looking at him!
Woman 2. Ah no, he's a heavy shag, in't he? Gies a chip, ya tight cow.
Woman 2. Ah no, he's a heavy shag, in't he? Gies a chip, ya tight cow.
by Biafra J July 12, 2004
The guys that look down on everyone, young and old, probably into Solipsism because they're that fucking up themselves.
Walk about with a huge swagger and boast about how much money they've got, when in reality, they live in a ditch which a janitor built for them when he saw him lying pissed outside a curry house.
Mostly very poor, but never show this fact.
Walk about with a huge swagger and boast about how much money they've got, when in reality, they live in a ditch which a janitor built for them when he saw him lying pissed outside a curry house.
Mostly very poor, but never show this fact.
guy 1.I fucking hate career students.
guy 2.what you on about? youre a student!
guy 1.aye, a student, but not a poxy career student.
guy 2.what you on about? youre a student!
guy 1.aye, a student, but not a poxy career student.
by Biafra J July 12, 2004
coffin nails which kill people in the most horrific ways since the black death. cigarette compainies make billions on your backs. you mean nothing to them.
Pros. The sex appeal (cough)
Cons. It kills you
they have a horrific taste
they control you once addicted
more addictve than most drugs
destroy your lungs and your bronchioles
make your beauty decrease rapidly due to nicotine over-load
cost a lot to buy
Once addicted lose real pleasure
very anti-social
Pros. The sex appeal (cough)
Cons. It kills you
they have a horrific taste
they control you once addicted
more addictve than most drugs
destroy your lungs and your bronchioles
make your beauty decrease rapidly due to nicotine over-load
cost a lot to buy
Once addicted lose real pleasure
very anti-social
Youre paying someone to kill you slowly- why dont i just come round and drill holes into your skin every week?
Dont be a fool.
Dont be a fool.
by Biafra J September 4, 2004
A Scottish soldier who died for a cause which doesnt exist, who fought because it was his only way out, who had no choice in life and the government played on this.
I was there in the march commemerating your death in June, City centre.
I was there in the march commemerating your death in June, City centre.
by Biafra J July 31, 2004
When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.
Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.
Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?
Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
by Biafra J October 29, 2004