tetris 99

probably one of the best tetris rave remixes ever.
Total hype up down here.

brilliant with dolby
by Biafra J July 30, 2004
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Brunch

A mixture of breakfast and lunch, used by stressed employees and bored new yorkers.

They should take into fact that no-one even has lunch anymore, and eats all the time like fat rats.

ok, if you're a fat republican playing golf in the sun, but screw it for the rest of us.
Brunch? What retard came up with that?
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
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Jamie Oliver

Once when my sister was skating about she fell on her arse and Jamie Oliver and his "mates" laughed at her.

Fact.
Oright maate, thats pukkaa thiiing.

Apppless and peearrs...
by Biafra J August 10, 2004
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Porn Matrix

The beatiful, non-existent world which you create while jerking off. in this world girls can do anything and everything. Boundaries and rules are no more.

No matter who you are and what you're like, anything's possible.

Every guy has one, and each one is unique, ranging from feet fetishes to giant women chasing tiny men.

The ectasy feeling soon goes after blowing your load, and you have to wait few hours to dwelve back into it.
(We can hear grunting noises upstairs)

Guy1.Hey, what's he tripping about up there?

Guy 2.Ah think he's just entering the Porn Matrix.

Guy 1.Dude, that's lame.
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
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Sighthill

When far away at night looks like Las Vegas (Neon lights, towering buildings) but when close up looks like Kabul. (junkies, asylum seekers, drugs)
Sighthill is the place to live!
by Biafra J July 30, 2004
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Out of your league

To try to chat someone up who is a bit too good for you. usually seen when a ginger headed dork is doing quite well with a blondie in a pub, while his much nicer friend is getting fuck all luck.

A way to put you down.
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
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Rip the jizz out of someone

So much worse than getting the piss taking out of you, as the perpetratour after sucking all your urine out, then moves onto your sacks-usually saying offensive things about the victims sexual life.eg.he's a wankaholic.

It's like being depressed, lonely, and an eunuch all at once. Not just anyone can take the jizz out of someone.

you have to be experienced, such as an Australian politician or a ghetto rapper.
His sacks are like seals flippers after meeting that Bill.
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
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