Poocas 

Usually, a pet name given to a boy called Lucas, mostly by Lucas's older siblings.

Poo (shit) + Lucas = Poocas

Other variations include Mucus and Pukecas

Older sibling: hi Lucas - or should I say poocas?
Lucas: stfu before I snitch on u

Poocas by Danger Duck January 6, 2021

procasturbation 

Masturbating as a means of procrastinating

"Procasturbation cost me an A in the class"

"I'm procasturbating this paper."

procasturbation by guavanator!!! March 29, 2009

The Popcast 

A podcast by a couple of people who are culture guides. They educate their friends about the things that entertain but do not matter. They specialize in overs and unders, petpocolipses, recapping the Bachelor franchise, and watching ferrets look at Christmas trees. They will be the delight of your life.

I look forward to listening to The Popcast every Wednesday morning. I love it so much I am going to become a Best Friend of the Show.

The Popcast by bestfriendoftheshow April 28, 2021

Power Pizza Podcast 

Power Pizza Podcast is an Italian podcast, hosted by Lorro, Nik and Sio. Lorro is an awesome cook, Nik is a photographer and Sio is a cartoonist. Often called PPP, this podcast is the best thing to listen to when you're sad or anxious, because it'll make you laugh. Nik is famous for saying new words that are half Italian half English, that are all in a dictionary called Powerpizzonario. PPP is known for the wholesome community of fans.

Person 1: have you listened to the new episode of Power Pizza Podcast?
Person 2: not yet! Has Nik said any new words?

Power Pizza Podcast by Kiarix December 7, 2020

Procasterbating

The act of masterbating instead of doing something important. (ie. homework)

Jim: Instead of doing that project, I was procasterbating.

Me: ZOMG me too!

Procasterbating by bob mcd June 16, 2007

Pooass 

When you take a shit in your girl/guys ass and you rub it around as lotion

I preformed pooass last night in the bedroom.

Pooass by 69 Ass May 21, 2020

procasturbate 

to masturbate, so to put doing something off, like cleaning the dishes, or meeting the neighbours.

"For fucks sake Gerald, stop procasturbating and come meet Ada next door."

procasturbate by Biafra J July 26, 2004