1. I gave birth to a bowel movement that would later be identified as the first
chunk of fecal matter so
precious that it need be validated as an original Poocaso, instantly a timeless classic that would provide inspiration and motivation for many generations to come.
2. Mr. Tosto was dubbed the Poocaso
bandit by local authorities for the crimes against humanity he committed when trying to sell the critically acclaimed Poocaso he had stolen from the National Art Museum.