Poocasso

Someone who gets fecal matter on their finger and smears it on something.

I gotta go wash the walls again, Helen.

My little Johnny is quite the Poocasso.

by LuckyPunk777666 July 8, 2010

Poocasso

When a person paints the wall behind the toilet with explosive diarrhea while attempting to sit. Also known as a photo finish. The best masterpieces are created after 12 beers and greasy mexican food.

My god! Someone created a poocasso in the men's bathroom!

by Johnny Slipshot May 13, 2005

poocasso

To get drunk and crap all over a public establishment

uh, oh! looks like he pulled another poocasso in the mens room!

by senormobius May 13, 2005

Poocasso

Sticking a finger up your butt and using your pool to finger paint on walls,your clothing , etc

Some body pulled a poocasso in the rest stop bathroom

by Pezmander October 5, 2016

Poocasso

A Poocasso is created when the swirling of a flushing toilet smears feces into an artistic pattern, never to be duplicated again.

Me: Hey bro! Come check out this art I just created.

Bro: Is that an original Poocasso?

Me: Yeah man. Just pulled it out of my ass.

*Bro and I staring at the Jack in the Box toilet*

by Dao from Call of Duty April 13, 2025

Pablo Poocaso

A Pablo Poocaso is when someone shits on ones chest and then decides to recreate a pablo pacaso painting with there penis as a paintbrush, or as some call it, a poobrush.

Hey Justin bring your fat poobrush over here and finish this damn Pablo Poocaso that you started on Zachs chest.

by Kris.P.Bacon March 3, 2011

Poocaso

A bowel movement so beautiful that it commands to be identified as a timeless masterpiece.

1. I gave birth to a bowel movement that would later be identified as the first chunk of fecal matter so precious that it need be validated as an original Poocaso, instantly a timeless classic that would provide inspiration and motivation for many generations to come.

2. Mr. Tosto was dubbed the Poocaso bandit by local authorities for the crimes against humanity he committed when trying to sell the critically acclaimed Poocaso he had stolen from the National Art Museum.

by The Snow Master September 12, 2012