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promasterbate 

"Instead of doing homework, I went online and promasterbated."
promasterbate by tencia beast February 18, 2008
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Promasturbation

A combination of procrastinate and masturbation; an activity especially practiced by young men with privacy and Internet connections which tends to waste time and leaves the practitioner feeling a bit tired.

This activity can also be a security risk if the practitioner visits to many shade online sites in search of free sexual images.

Can be a tension reliever and when used in excess leads to chaffed sensitive, members and missed appointments.
Tom was going to meet his friend Louis to see a movie, but his excessive promasturbation made him loose track of time and miss the show.
Promasturbation by Handyjohn January 11, 2010

Promastinating 

The act of putting off work and scheduled activity by wanking yourself into a frenzy.
I had a statistical analysis to do for the morning, but spent the night promastinating instead.
Promastinating by Dunluce September 7, 2009

promasturbator 

n. a combination of a procrastinator and a masturbator; one who puts off doing something out of laziness (such as homework) just so they can masturbate.

v. to postpone something in order to masturbate.

see also horn dog
v. I promasturbated my 20 page exam review in Algebra II assigned by the Devil.

n. Jack is a promasturbator because he skipped 4th period and went home to masturbate.
promasturbator by Kreapar May 16, 2005

Phonashionship 

A relationship that is comunicated by phone. It may lead to a relationship.
My lady friend are having a phonashionship at this time, hopfully we can have a future relationship.

promastigate 

To incite or catalyze through the making of promises.
IE: Tim has a tendency to promastigate and not follow through on his end of the deal.
IE:Politicians are notorious promastigators.
promastigate by Netah March 23, 2008
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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