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promasterbate
promasterbate by tencia beast February 18, 2008
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Promasturbation
A combination of procrastinate and masturbation; an activity especially practiced by young men with privacy and Internet connections which tends to waste time and leaves the practitioner feeling a bit tired.
This activity can also be a security risk if the practitioner visits to many shade online sites in search of free sexual images.
Can be a tension reliever and when used in excess leads to chaffed sensitive, members and missed appointments.
This activity can also be a security risk if the practitioner visits to many shade online sites in search of free sexual images.
Can be a tension reliever and when used in excess leads to chaffed sensitive, members and missed appointments.
Tom was going to meet his friend Louis to see a movie, but his excessive promasturbation made him loose track of time and miss the show.
Promasturbation by Handyjohn January 11, 2010
Promastinating
Promastinating by Dunluce September 7, 2009
promasturbator
n. a combination of a procrastinator and a masturbator; one who puts off doing something out of laziness (such as homework) just so they can masturbate.
v. to postpone something in order to masturbate.
see also horn dog
v. to postpone something in order to masturbate.
see also horn dog
v. I promasturbated my 20 page exam review in Algebra II assigned by the Devil.
n. Jack is a promasturbator because he skipped 4th period and went home to masturbate.
n. Jack is a promasturbator because he skipped 4th period and went home to masturbate.
promasturbator by Kreapar May 16, 2005
Phonashionship
My lady friend are having a phonashionship at this time, hopfully we can have a future relationship.
Phonashionship by Mark A. Capozzelli May 28, 2016
promastigate
IE: Tim has a tendency to promastigate and not follow through on his end of the deal.
IE:Politicians are notorious promastigators.
IE:Politicians are notorious promastigators.
promastigate by Netah March 23, 2008
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