phlank
When a couple breaks up and one of the ex's gets action, the one that doesn't get action is known as the phlank.
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thick as two short planks
an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"
thick as two short planks by dv8trix October 21, 2008
wank plank
hey whats he doing with that plank of wood
i think he's gona use it to stop anybody going into his room whiles he's doing stuff, he calls it his wank plank
i think he's gona use it to stop anybody going into his room whiles he's doing stuff, he calls it his wank plank
wank plank by dec457 April 24, 2011
office plankton
A typical office worker, which usually has certain tasks assigned to them without hopes of getting a promotion or achieving something in his field.
office plankton by Arnonis July 1, 2014
spank the plank
spank the plank by talk2me-JCH2 June 30, 2017
FUCK PLANK
A pontoon boat usually owned by 20-30 year old males used primarily for picking up chicks and fucking them on the floor.
FUCK PLANK by Chain-o-lakes August 19, 2008