When a couple breaks up and one of the ex's gets action, the one that doesn't get action is known as the phlank.
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an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"
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i think he's gona use it to stop anybody going into his room whiles he's doing stuff, he calls it his wank plank
i think he's gona use it to stop anybody going into his room whiles he's doing stuff, he calls it his wank plank
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Get the spank the plank mug.A pontoon boat usually owned by 20-30 year old males used primarily for picking up chicks and fucking them on the floor.
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