phanks

another spelling for "Thanks"

"Phanks for that birthday present Grandma!"

by Xo_plungerman June 17, 2009

phanasan

Phanasan (fan-ah-san) is a slang term used for a woman's vagina, sex with a woman or; for when a male is acting in a feminine manner. It is a popular new age slang word used as an alternative for the term 'pussy' or 'pussyole'. Mainly used and originates from Birmingham, England

(fan-ah-san)

Example A
Person 1: Bro, I don’t think I’ll be going out tonight, my girlfriend told me not to go, she’s angry I’ve been spending too much time playing footie with the lads and not with her.

Person 2: Just come, stop being such a Phanasan all the time!
Person 1: Fine, I’ll come out for one.

Example B
Person 1: How’d it go with that girl I saw you speaking to last night at the club?
Person 2: Yeah, went well. I ended up back at her accommodation and got some phanasan, you know I do it.
Person 1: Smashed it, I need to get some phanasan asap, I’m on a drought bro!

Example C
Person 1: Nah man, she told me to go down on her, I was like no way, I don’t do dem tingz
Person 2: Rah, you’re mad cuz, I love eating phanasan, the gyaldem love you for it.
Person 1: You’re narsty blud, eating phanasan, that could never be me fam.

by Seshonz March 13, 2023

thick as two short planks

an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"

"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"

by dv8trix October 21, 2008

Phansexual

Attracted to Dan Howell and Phil Lester but also wishes they were attracted to eachother simultaneously

Dan and Phil are so attractive but I mean they'd also be a cute couple I cannot decide, I guess you could call me phansexual

by Naadfghjklpouyagkdichcjk April 15, 2015

phonkster

If a member of the music collective "room809" has considered a phonk track by you to be amazing, you are officially a "phonkster".

1: "Bro, I just showed room809 my new phonk track. They said it is fire!"
2: "No way?! That means you are officially a phonkster!"

by 6pxths April 30, 2021

Zacster Prankster Gangster nation

The name wins almost everyone's heart. They talk about epic things they do, such as running out of a classroom at home time before they are dismissed. To be a Zacster Prankster Gangster, you must not hate Zacster Prankster Gangsters and want to be part of the nation and you also can't ban anything they like doing. You always have to wait your turn for the desk, you can't just tell them to share.

Zacster Prankster Gangster nation is a name of a nation. They talk about epic things like running out of a classroom before they are dismissed, winning at a claw machine, etc.

by Da_ZCT November 19, 2019

merry pranksters

Merry Pranksters were the shit! They tripped on acid all day long, smoked weed, did riddies, and speed. They drove around in a sweet bus that said "furthur" on the front. They were the trippiest, kewlest, most intellectual mother fuckers you could ever imagine meeting. They are inspiring and full of life...really full of life. The real life, not the life people assume is real.

"That baby sees the world with a completeness that you and I will never know again. His doors of perception have not yet been closed. He still experiences the moment he lives in. The inevitable bullshit hasn't constipated his cerebral cortex yet. He still sees the world as it really is, while we sit here, left with only a dim historical version of its manufactured for us by words and official bullshit, and so on and so forth."

~That is a quote from one of the Merry Pranksters.

by Feeling the Moment November 30, 2007