planker

A very dense slow minded ignorant individual that doesn't think before speaking.

Wow Bob, you really are a Planker.

by Flouxetine August 10, 2006

planker

a person that flys radio controlled air planes

That Bob guy is such a nice planker.

by brnns December 30, 2009

planker

a person who performs planking

What a planker on that statue!

by sidd_ultimate January 27, 2012

Planker

Derogatory term used by snowboarders towards a skier.

(skier cuts off snowboarder)
Snowboarder, "watch it planker!"

by john zebra January 11, 2011

Planker

A person who is stupid and wanks too much.

John you Planker!

by sks2002 August 28, 2018

plankers

without a general plan or direction, aimless. In most Verizon cellular phones, "plankers" will appear when trying to text the word "planless" in T9 word.

After I got ditched at the gay bar, I was totally plankers. Beers, y'all.

by Trelvington May 22, 2010

Planker's Fatigue

The imminent drowsiness associated with a long planking session. The planking equivalent of mall fatigue.

After Jimmy and Billy had posted there over 100 planks on Facebook, both of them went to Billy's for a nap to settle their Planker's Fatigue.

by gayplankingtoolbag October 06, 2011