planky

when it hella hot outside (OC Slang)

"Damn it mad planky outside"

by OC Banger May 24, 2023

Planky

The best character from the best TV show ever made, Ed, Edd, n Eddy. He is one of the few beings stronger then Jah AND Shaggy. Stories have been told of the time he ate someone’s car due to the fact that he ran out of branches to eat.

Person 1: Who’s your favorite Greek god?
Person 2: Probably Planky. He’s the strongest of them all.

by Scrimbly Bongus April 24, 2019

planky

To make a joke based around a grudge, pertaining to a years-dead relationship, in clear knowledge that the only entertainment to be derived from the gag is from the target being utterly, mindnumblingly sick of the reference.

james: I called Jason "Planky" the other day!!

by deathboy December 28, 2005

planky

A term used to describe someone who is fond of our plankton friends.

Andrea is a planky, Anne is also a planky. They enjoy lima beans and dried fruit.

by Crandall June 13, 2004

Plankton

1% Evil
99% Hot gas

Plankton

by SSDC JDR JPC June 7, 2011

thick as two short planks

an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"

"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"

by dv8trix October 21, 2008

wank plank

A piece of wood that you put up against your door handle to stop anyone coming in your room.

hey whats he doing with that plank of wood
i think he's gona use it to stop anybody going into his room whiles he's doing stuff, he calls it his wank plank

by dec457 April 24, 2011