westside and SD were so planked last night. i found them in a bush...naked....doing it.... :/ OMG! massive let down :'( :L
by Westside-SD-SB August 12, 2010
"Bored," phonetically similar to "board" (this relates to Plank, a piece of plywood belonging to Ed, Edd, and Eddy character Johnny 2x4)
"There's nothing to do around here, I'm so planked."
by Stratz101 November 27, 2009
Ugly. Specifically having an ugly face, usually with a serviceable body. From "hit in the face with a plank."
by FazedNB October 01, 2006
Planked - Hit with the ugly stick
by Herbert Schweffe February 23, 2021
Proof that humanity has sunk to its lowest point in history thus far. It is the act of lying completely flat across pretty much anything in an urban setting. A friend will take pictures of the act and, of course, post them on Facebook or Twitter. Much favored by hipsters, douchebags, and the like. This trend is currently sweeping the internet, reason: unknown.
Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".
Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".
Hipster 1: "Hey guy, I just took some awesome planking photos at the Starbucks downtown!"
Hipster 2: "DUDE! I was planking on some benches at the quad yesterday!"
Normal person: "You guys are fucking stupid."
Hipster 2: "DUDE! I was planking on some benches at the quad yesterday!"
Normal person: "You guys are fucking stupid."
by OhJustGetOverIt July 21, 2011
When a man has really bad morning wood but he also has to pee so he lays on top of the toilet to pee
by Im IN Faze Clan 101 November 02, 2015
MMORPG Old School Runescape slang word for the one who performs poorly when being attacked by multiple players at once
by JohnLegend8808 February 19, 2021