Definitions by dv8trix
thick as two short planks
an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"
thick as two short planks by dv8trix October 21, 2008
clever-clogs
someone who thinks they're quite intelligent
usually used in a mocking fashion, although it can also be meant literally
usually used in a mocking fashion, although it can also be meant literally
Susie: "I found a new way to spread butter on corn-on-the-cob with a basting brush!"
Susie's mum: "Well, aren't we the clever-clogs?"
Susie's mum: "Well, aren't we the clever-clogs?"
clever-clogs by dv8trix October 21, 2008