pedoist 

when you laugh like a pedo who is playing with himself while watching children

garfield you laugh like a pedoist

pedoist by 💕💕💕💕😍💕😍💕💛💕😘❤️✨ June 15, 2018

Pedoism 

When dat nigga you saw looking through yo window straight up creepin at yo ass n licking his crusty ass lips

Pedoism-where a man/women likes younger kids

Pedoism by Brandonhooley July 24, 2016

pedostache 

A thin layer of hair, lacking the regality of a full blown mustache, atop the upper lip. Commonly found on individuals with Tony Danza-esque minivans and lots of candy.

Hey, check out the pedostache on that guy. Hey, where'd little Timmy go...

pedostache by J. Agnew June 14, 2006

pedist 

A pedo crossed with a rapist.

Daniel: I like kids
Connor: Dan stop being a pedo, your worse than Jimmy Savel
Dylan: Dan your an absolute rapist, I wonder how may kids you have chanined up in your basement
Daniel : I can't help being pedist

pedist by ClareJusticeAndCarolNolan October 6, 2017

pedistifle 

The feeling you get when your feet have been in your boots too long on a hot summers day, and you cannot take them off espacially when in polite company. Pedistifle is made worse for one foot while the other is released from the boot.

"Awww i got terrible Pedistifle from hiking all day in the Cairngorms!"

pedistifle by Crusty Turd February 21, 2006

pedostache 

The moustache often seen on pedophiles. Appears as a dangerously thin, greasy moustache, often complimented by the aviator glasses and the pedosmile.

Pedophiles can be spotted through the useful guide provided by Maddox.

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net /c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo

"Francis, that pedostache isn't gonna help much...well, the fact that she's in middle school doesn't help much either."

pedostache by Tim Tim the Crazy Man August 3, 2006

pedostache 

A pedophiles mustache. And the mustache for the guys in surgeon simulator. The best way to find those criminals who rape, and do stuff like that.

Pedo: Dude i just went to-
Guy: Don't even talk
Pedo: what do yo-
Guy:douche i know you're a pedofile with that pedostache of yours
Pedo: Shit
*rapes

pedostache by corvokenway December 13, 2015