A thin layer of hair, lacking the regality of a full blown mustache, atop the upper lip. Commonly found on individuals with Tony Danza-esque minivans and lots of candy.
by J. Agnew June 14, 2006
Get the pedostache mug.The moustache often seen on pedophiles. Appears as a dangerously thin, greasy moustache, often complimented by the aviator glasses and the pedosmile.
Pedophiles can be spotted through the useful guide provided by Maddox.
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Pedophiles can be spotted through the useful guide provided by Maddox.
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"Francis, that pedostache isn't gonna help much...well, the fact that she's in middle school doesn't help much either."
by Tim Tim the Crazy Man August 3, 2006
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A pedophiles mustache. And the mustache for the guys in surgeon simulator. The best way to find those criminals who rape, and do stuff like that.
Pedo: Dude i just went to-
Guy: Don't even talk
Pedo: what do yo-
Guy:douche i know you're a pedofile with that pedostache of yours
Pedo: Shit
*rapes
Guy: Don't even talk
Pedo: what do yo-
Guy:douche i know you're a pedofile with that pedostache of yours
Pedo: Shit
*rapes
by corvokenway December 13, 2015
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coined by @21Kiloton
coined by @21Kiloton
by Artificial Deity September 17, 2018
Get the pedocache mug.Prostache is grown exclusively during the month of November for the Movember event. Celebrating the fight against male prostate cancer it is the prostate mustache - or prostache.
The pronunciation of the first half of the word rhymes with "frost".
The pronunciation of the first half of the word rhymes with "frost".
by Zarbuck November 16, 2010
Get the Prostache mug.NOUN; A thick mustache belonging to an individual who is either a pedaphile or looks like a pedaphile. This mustache is the only facial hair present on the individual. Sometimes mistaken for a "Pornstache."
by WM Kolston November 1, 2010
Get the Pedastache mug.Facial Hair: When a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. It only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles poop.
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)
by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008
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