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pedostache

A thin layer of hair, lacking the regality of a full blown mustache, atop the upper lip. Commonly found on individuals with Tony Danza-esque minivans and lots of candy.
Hey, check out the pedostache on that guy. Hey, where'd little Timmy go...
by J. Agnew June 14, 2006
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pedostache

The moustache often seen on pedophiles. Appears as a dangerously thin, greasy moustache, often complimented by the aviator glasses and the pedosmile.

Pedophiles can be spotted through the useful guide provided by Maddox.

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net /c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo
"Francis, that pedostache isn't gonna help much...well, the fact that she's in middle school doesn't help much either."
by Tim Tim the Crazy Man August 3, 2006
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pedostache

A pedophiles mustache. And the mustache for the guys in surgeon simulator. The best way to find those criminals who rape, and do stuff like that.
Pedo: Dude i just went to-
Guy: Don't even talk
Pedo: what do yo-
Guy:douche i know you're a pedofile with that pedostache of yours
Pedo: Shit
*rapes
by corvokenway December 13, 2015
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pedocache

a gambling based lootcrate mechanism designed to target, and exploit children and vulnerable adults

coined by @21Kiloton
"Free DLC" is code for "pedocaches(crammed with microtransactions)"
by Artificial Deity September 17, 2018
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Prostache

Prostache is grown exclusively during the month of November for the Movember event. Celebrating the fight against male prostate cancer it is the prostate mustache - or prostache.

The pronunciation of the first half of the word rhymes with "frost".
As cool as his prostache looked, he knew it meant more to him; much more.
by Zarbuck November 16, 2010
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Pedastache

NOUN; A thick mustache belonging to an individual who is either a pedaphile or looks like a pedaphile. This mustache is the only facial hair present on the individual. Sometimes mistaken for a "Pornstache."
That guy with the pedastache staring at those children is scaring me.
by WM Kolston November 1, 2010
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Poostache

Facial Hair: When a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. It only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles poop.
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)
You're a doofus, Carl, shave your poostache
by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008
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