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pussy payments 

(noun) An arrangement between a man and a woman who are dating or are good friends in which case the woman trades her man sex in exchange for goods or services. Such an arrangement is also mereferred to as hoing, whoring, prostituting, etc.
Nikki was talking to his grandma, and was telling her about the arrangement he and his true love Betsy had as far as pussy payments were concerned. Rolling her eyes as she began, Grandma told him, "Grandson, you about stupid as all hell. 'Pussy payments'? Humphhh, child, that's just plain ol' whoring, Mr. Two Degrees".
pussy payments by Nikki Stixx August 21, 2020
Related Words
payee • Pajeet • Payden • payce • paree • payge • payed • Pajeeta • pareea • paye

Liam Payne 

the mature one in the band "One Direction" currently on a "18 month" hiatus. If all the one direction members were drunk, he would probably be the one contemplating life. He loves dogs and puppies as much as we love him. In a Buzzfeed interview with dogs, he named a dog Pete, which he eventually had to let go of. He has an unusual fear of spoons. If you want to know really how scared he is of spoons, you can watch the second episode of "Adventurous Adventures of One Direction" on Youtube created by the amazing Mark Parsons. He deserves more recognition than he receives. His smile will melt your heart and you die a little inside when he looks straight into your eyes (of course through your device because you will never get to meet him in a million years *sob*). People like Liam are hard to find because he is just AMAZING. He still remains humble even though he has turn into an international superstar. BTS fans you have got to stop comparing Liam to your idols, they are both amazing in their own ways!! Enjoys having water fights with Louis Tomlinson, otherwise known as Lilo. BTW One Direction PLEASE come back!!
Liam Payne: 1...2...3.. FLICK

Max Payne Thousand 

Bad asf a 10/10
Guy 1 - I just invited this female I’m talkin to over
Guy 2 - She Max Payne Thousand?
Guy 1 - Eh She Ight 😭

Liam Payne 

Liam Payne is a beautiful rainbow puppy Lima bean who DESERVES BETTER!!!!! Aka a gift from the gods
Q: why are you so happy?
A: I remembered Liam Payne exists!
Liam Payne by Morgloveshazza May 20, 2018

Payne Train 

Liam Payne(one fifth of one direction)'s 10 inch dick
Danielle(his girlfriend): I wanna ride the Payne Train!
Liam: I can make that happen. :)
Payne Train by directioner#1 March 17, 2013

paymentsgeek 

Someone who is really into payments and payments technology, particularly finding ways to reduce friction. Generally used to describe someone who works at Modo.
Guy1: Bruce sure has a lot of opinions about cryptocurrency.
Guy2: Yeah, he's a total paymentsgeek.
paymentsgeek by 5am.b February 4, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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